the internet is filled with oddballs!

so...i have this like ad thing on one of those dating site. and i've met some real interesting people. i did it because i don't really have a lot of lesbian friends. all my friends are gay men and a few nesting lesbians and you can't really hang out with any of them. because there wives get mad at them. but anyway... i checked my account (i usually get a lot of hits fridays and saturdays) and i got a couple winks and an email. so i open this email there is this chick that claims to be 18 and by the look of the picture i'd say she was atleast in her mid-twenties.

it said open attachment. i thought okay i'll open it and this is what i got

i was like WHOA NAKED CHICK!!! then i laughed cuz she looked kind of famililer. i just couldn't put my finger on it. so i emailed her back saying thanks for the pic your cute. you know no big whoop. with that all said and done. i take a phone call from a friend and start checking my other email. so i'm typing my user name on yahoo and i look up and there she is again

so now i really start laughing. but then i thought this person is up to no good or they have low self-esteem. so now i have to email this person and tell them they have balls. and so i did with a bunch of questions so i'll keep you guys posted on this one.

the little people in my bra

so last night i actually slept. i was dreaming i had little people in my bra. when i woke up there was the bra on the floor & one of my finger puppets fallen on top of it. i can't help myself. i love imagery so i grabbed my canvas and plopped it all down.

OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!

BEWARE OF SHAVING FOAM CANS THEY CAN REALLY HURT YOU ! I was in my the shower when i knocked the shaving foam can with my elbow. Well it went straight for my poor defenseless toe. And man did that hurt. As the result i got this beauty. Ain't it purrdy.

it looks even better in the mornin' look-e

Driving Santa mad

Dear Santa,
I'm sorry, you almost side-swiped me today, but that was no reason to give me the double bird! if your going to keep the full white beard and wear a red sweater when it's cold out you need to act like santa! so in conclusion i apologize for sticking my tung out at you at the bank, but you deserved it!

your friend
drella jones

p.s.
laura wants a goat for christmas.

HA!!! SHE HAD A GIRLFRIEND!

a little back round : so i had this text "relationship" with this chick that chatted me up online. no big deal, just how are you whatcha doing that kind of shit. this has been going on for about a month. she said she wanted to meet i gave her a time and place. about an hour before we meet she text me "i can't make it my trucks in the shop". I thought alright whatever some-other time. then this evening we were texting back and forth when this popped up; Hey this is BLANKS girlfriend anne what do u got going on with her i dont want her talking to u anymore. so my response was; ann (notice the misspelling of anne) huh...i dated an ann (again with the misspelling) once. are you a redhead? nothing! ok...whatever. woman & drama. THE END. okay... i have one last thing to say; if your going to get in trouble for chatting with a chick you met online don't get caught, and make sure you don't do it with a blogger with her own website. ;-)

shaving sucks

i hate having snatch hairs grow in they itch like crazy! i love trying to sneak in a scratch in public. it's fun. (he he)

I love my monkey

I love my Jon. He rocks.
(Jon says thanks)