screamin baby

HA! i love baby diego aka baby Hercules. nikki diego and myself went to the coronado landing to get some coffee and bullshit . we were walking on the pier when all of a sudden deigo lets out the shriek of a life time. the sound was deafening. the crusty old lady on the bicycle couldn't believe that this small child could produce this booming sound that comanded everyones attention. i love this kid

all i wanted to do

all i wanted to do today was go to the circus! but someone was droping off a stripper. baby diego was taken a nap and nikki wasn't sure how he would react to the performers. martha is running away till the 12th (like Oklahoma can be more fun than the circus), and my ubu has his little friend over and he needs his booty...oh well i'll just have to guilt everyone about this.

the interview

so i went on this interview today for this adult entertainer dispatcher...heehee strippers!

NOT AGAIN...

i'm either nauseous or i've got butterflies again...no no i think it's the alcohol. woooo that's a relief!

i'm feeling tired...

ah finally i shall get some sleep. that only took till sunrise. ha ha!

3am

i'm still awake. i think it's time to go out chalk drawing...off to trolley barn to draw fish. i just hope the mosquitos don't eat me alive again...

1/2 a pack drive home

so...i'm a wreck right now. I'M A FUCKING MESS! and all i wanna do is go to sleep...i've had a awful night. it ended like this me: "please don't we've done this before and it didn't work...i'm goin home." her "but i love you!" me: "fuck off!!" and a half a pack of cigarettes later i'm home. stinkey like cigarettes but home. all i want to do is go to the circus but i don't think pumpkin wants to go she'll be in arizona picking up a stripper. ho humm...

tonight it'll be downward spiral and bebel gilberto

i don't like to feel...

SHIT!!! four years and no emotional connection with anyone then this one steps in and it's this fucking charge of...i don't fucking know what. i know i'm fucking smitten..shit i hate feeling things. i've never been good with my feelings. i can sit next to someone and tell them i adore them for a year and never tell them i love them. i don't believe in love. alright maybe i don't want to believe in love. the few people that have ever told me they loved me treated me like shit. i feel lost. i think i just...

porn store hoping

what a night...filled with midget porn and hunting down gay porn. from hi-lites to f street to one simply advertised as as ADULT BOOKS. YEAH I HAD FUN!

girl kitty girl

if a picture is worth a thousand words. describe this...

only 997 words to go

I KNOW WHAT THAT WAS

I was just dehydrated. what a relief...

WHOA WHAT WAS THAT?

i think i just felt butterflies or nausea. ewww this is a strange sensation

greasy lunch

oh how do i adore it when my friends give me a o.k. i'll be there in five min. that gives me 1 min to load the dishwasher 1 min to hide the porn 1 min to put some clothes on and 2 min to brush my teeth, but i adore my friends cause they rock! martha came by to say hello. it looked like she was distressed. so after five min of watching her pick at her lip. i said i need a chair lets go look at unfinished furniture. after a bit of charming she agreed and we were on our way. wearing my favorite day off uniform top (black wife beater) was a smart idea seeing that it was very warm. we take three steps into the store and the sales guy approaches us his eyes goes straight to my boobs then to my tattoos. i couldn't tell if he was turned on or just lookin. in situations like these i like to pretend that i don't speak english. so i just nod and grin politely while muttering spanish. it works every time. martha tell him to take a hike and we finish looking at the over priced goods and leave. we then decided to get a bite to eat. i made the executive for fish and chips. well it took us about 20 min to decide what to order. we take our lunch back to my place. i asked her what she wanted to drink. water she said. so i grabbed two waters from the fridge while turning around to hand her her water my skirt float straight down to the floor. i look at the floor then at her she's got her jaw dropped and i'm still holding the water. i set the water on the counter and pull up my skirt. she starts laughing and i just turned a shade of beet red and said "well i'm glad i wore underwear today!" i grab the water off the counter and we headed off for the patio and our lunch. and boy what a deep fried lunch it was. mmmm...mmmm...greasy!

SNAILS

i finally got those snails out of my head. an awkward ending but good.

old friends

it's hard to see your old friends look up to because your single. the single envy the married and the married envy the single. i just never thought of my life as all that much exciting. i guess compared to a house wife with a child it might be. i don't know what i'd do trapped in a house with pooped diapers...

castration is the key

we keep texting dirty for the last 3 days. i need to be castrated... she makes me horny as fuck! AHHHH I WANT HER! i'm so confused... ho hum. will i ever see her again. who knows?

PUPUSAS ANYONE?

i made my mom smile last night. i almost forgot it was mothers day. i called her kind of late about 6:30, to let her know that i was coming over i was just helping my friend with her spanish homework. mom said "o.k. my darlink no problema.". so feeling very guilty i said thanks and hung up. after a bit of the homework was done i got a bright idea. i decided to go to the salvadorian restaurant and get her some pupusas. i called her and let her know that i was bringing her them and she was ecstatic. on the drive to the restaurant she called me twice asking for this kind and that kind and lots of curtido. it was cute. i haven't seen her gitty in awhile. about 45min later carrying three bags full of pupusas, platanos and yuca. she greeted me by grabbing one of the bags and asking what kind they were. i giggled and said i don't know while trying to fight my hungry brothers from the warm yummy smelling loot. all in all, great night i saw my family, and my friend got to practice her spanish with my mom and my mom's boy-toy (yes my mom has a boy-toy). YEAH MOM!

AHH HA!!

HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND HIDING IN THE BUSHES. weren't you in my bathroom last week?

i need a thesaurus...

i'm at a loss for words. i had a fantastic day yesterday. i spent the whole afternoon & evening in bed with someone that makes me smile and laugh a lot. i've forgotten what it's like to enjoy someone's presence. i'm devouring her the next second i get. until then i'm taking a lot of cold showers...

EXUSE ME CINGULAR... YOU SUCK!!!

so all day friday i was getting delayed text and i'm not talking about 2mins. or even a 1/2 hour delays. i'm talkin about one and two day delays. all day friday my phone kept goin off at work. i just though i'm popular or something today. but noooooo! i was popular on thursday and wednesday. i was replying to everyone till finally someone finally said HEY YOU DORK THAT WAS YESTERDAY! i was like HUH? i just got this message. then they started repeating them selves. i kept getting the same messages over and over and over. this has happened once before but not like this. i finally got the last message at 2:30am and i just chucked my phone at the wall.
i should just call cinguar and tell them they suck.

FUCKING SANTA!!!

so i decided to get breakfast for my associate and myself this morning. i've seen this little coffee shop near my work. i decided it's cold i need something soothing like a passion fruit chi (yummy). my immediate reaction when i stepped in was WOW THIS IS A NEAT LITTLE PLACE! it had local art up on the wall. & this industrial yet homy feel to & a bunch of old beatniks laughing and bullshitting about nothing. so i give the barrista my order and start lookin at the art. then as i move down the wall i see him. it's fucking santa in the middle of the beatniks. wearing an alpine green t-shirt. i'm thinking OH FUCK! don't notice me, don't notice meeee! then miss.barrtsia decides to make a laud crashing noise by dropping a plate of pastries. and all heads turn to my direction. SHIT...FUCK...SHIT...HE SEES ME...OMG IS HE GIVING ME THE EVIL EYE? SHIT... the is mother fucker he still thinks i tried to kill him. well fuck him i had the right of way. that's what i was thinkin. so i help miss.barrista with the fallen pastries that are now all over the counter and floor. i can feel santa glaring at me from where he is sitting. and then my order is ready i pay for it and i quickly paced out. the whole way out i could feel those beady little eyes following me and i swear i could hear him curse me under his breath. but in the end i got my chi. so...FUCK YOU SANTA!!! OH...AND UMMMMMM...laura still wants a goat for christmas.

HA I GOT YOU NOW MOTHER FUCKER!

thats what i was thinking when i saw this picture.

stupid cat.

TEXACO THE GAS BASTARDS!!!

i know gas is high for some reason i don't get but those oil producing bastards and credit companies have managed to fuck us out of another $0.10 on the gallon. i got gas this evening and i wasn't paying attention to the price i was paying but i was looking at the amount go up and i was wondering why the pump price was $0.10 more than the marque price i looked at the pump next to me and thought crap i got the one they forgot to change. so i head up to the little kiosk and say excuse me miss but the pump i was using is wrong it's $0.10 more than the others. she said "NAH! thas righ u use jore credi car. eis charr u more wen u yous jore credi car!" while she picked at her tiger lady nails. I said "so when i use my credit card it charges me an extra $0.10 for every gallon?" she responded " yeah das ryht." i responded quickly thats crap. what happened to connivance?" she said through her speaker box " i don no?". with that I WILL NEVER USE TEXACO AGAIN!!! unless it's the only gas station thats open at 3am or in the dessert. SO THERE HA! fucking texaco jerks! i mean, at least the other companies tell you if your going to use your card there will be a surcharge of blank amount.

WHAT...TEXT SEX...

so i've decided that i love text messaging. you just need a good kinky talkative person on the other end. i've had phone sex before but text sex is awesome. i haven't cummed that hard in a long time. (BLUSH)

i wanted to say

i just wanted to say just BLISS. i like listening to you talk. i did want to jump on top of you, but i know you had been drinking. i didn't want it to happen that way. do just BLISS just BLISS!!