omg i love my ubu

ubu just put a smile on my face. he compared lesbian nation to alien nation. something about drag queens being pregnant with a stogie in the corner of her mouth with a goatee and a baby coming out of it's ass. LOL not to mention the pollo loco that he's filling his face with.

i'm feeling so lost. so confused. so an island to myself with no dock

the picnic

i love these 2. apparently diego likes me too. we think it's because i used to talk to him while he was still in the womb. boy is he ever have a set of lungs on him. my guess is that he's going to be some type of musician when he grows up. and his auntie is gonna make sure he knows how to spot those gold-diggers LOL! but seriously isn't he cute =-)

in a mellow happy mode

i'm in this smiley happy somber i'm the cats meow mode. it's a warm day and i'm going on a picnic with baby hercules and nikki better known as COCONUTS FITZGERALD (LOL). what's really setting the mood is THE CAT EMPIRE. here is my favorite lines to sing from THE WINE SONG

I'm going to die with a twinkle in my eye
‘cause I sung songs spun stories loved laughed and drank wine


Tomorrow is another day
the cats are out to play, to play
that old rusty spaceship wants to sail
into the milky way again
on a river of red red wine

download and ENJOY :-)

on a new kick

i've started stitching canvas this is my first pice. i don't know if i'm digging it yet...

smile

i just had an awesome conversation thanks.

this one's for

NIKKI...Here's a taste of the finished tail...

the funny part is i'm walking around spanking myself because i can't scratch my ass. for fear of pulling off skin and ink.

my 100th post

so, for my 100th post i'd like to say this... GOD I ONLY HOPE TO BE THIS GREAT WHEN I'M 80. LOL LOL LOL!!! i mean i don't think i have the balls to mimic this picture and i'm 25.

FUCK ISN'T SHE FABULOUS!

ooooooo...awwww...OUCH! EWWWW!

so i got a new tattoo yesterday. what you ask? well it's a two in one. YUP, A WARHOL SHOE! as some of you know i want to be andy warhol except with tits and a pussy. i love his work and i love his persona. i didn't want to get your stereotypical pice of warhol, so i thought to myself ooooooooooooo i love shoes. presto we have a new tattoo.

sorry that's a bad picture :-(

somethings should only be witnessed in the bedroom

last night ubu, charlie, and i dropped off into the eagle for a drink and quiet enviroment. NO SUCH LUCK! i't was the kick off to boi run. we were hanging out by the st. andrews cross when we see a crowed gathering about five feet to the left of us. what did i see you ask? well...i witnessed a little white woman being spanked by a big muscular black man. HUH? i thought. you don't see that type in here that often and i drifted back in to my conversation with the boys. then without notice i hear her writhing in pleasure and the crowed has gotten bigger. she's bent and i'm watching her feet. her toes are curling and she trying to stay in her high heeled mules but she's loosing her concentration. next thing i know, the guy has a flogger and he's going to town on her ass. i'm thinking well those tight little leather pants must be cushioning some of the blows. next thing i know these sounds are coming out of her whenever he whacks her. they sound like a williams sister just whacked a ball. they just commanded for attention. so now practically everyone is looking in there direction. i'm glancing around the bar to see who's ignoring them, when this loud purr like noise calls me back to the odd pair. he has her on her feet pulled against him. with his right hand forcing her head back by her hair and the left hand between her legs rubbing her vagina. YES, RUBBING HER VAGINA! for the whole bar to see. he's talking in to her ear i can't read his lips nor can i hear what he's saying. the music's too loud and she's grunting and moaning in pleasure. at that moment i decided i need a cigarette because my cape cod is starting to kick in and besides they were getting on my nerves. being an exabisionist is fine and dandy but i just wasn't in a voyeuristic mood. after having a ciggy outside ubu decided he wanted to us to visit shooterz. i'm glad we did it was quite and they played skinny puppy.

HEE HEE!

HEE HEE! SOOOOOOOO GLAD I WASN'T A REAL MEXICAN GROWING UP. I'm just a a white washed Salvadorian.

my ass hurts!

no you perverts i didn't have anal sex, but i did get my tail finished. three sessions and eight hours later and two tattoo artists later my tail is half way done. at least when i run around naked now my tail looks done. yipy!

oh stary night

i just got out of the shower. I FEEL WONDERFUL..... why you ask? well, i went for a night swim and it was great. i feel invigorated. no tuesday night pool. my pool buddy dithed me and she also flaked out on the circus. se la vi... it's o.k. i drank my cape cod and watched the stars as i floated in the pool. it feels so good to be alive and breath. now it's jawbreaker and my ubu ;-)

NO EDJAMACATIONS...

ARRRRRRG! I'm supposed to be in class but my funding was denied. To top it off the key i bought for the girl i got to cover didn't work. five minutes after i leave she calls..."ummmm the key doesn't work and i the people you locked in here with me are getting crabby." SHIT SHIT SHIT! Luckily I was a short distance away. oh well

edjamacatins......

arrrrrrrrrrrg... this is so frustrating. i'm trying to get a loan for school through sallie mae and the page keeps knocking me back to the beginning. all i want is to get an edjamacatins......

i'm bored so here is my NIPPLE!!!!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

I'm so excited.

i'm goin to the circus tomorrow. ya ya ya ya i'm goin to the circus...ah the stinky circus. i can't wait!

i think i i've got hysteria

yup it's true those darn romans invented sex toys...

awwwww wendy o... she's even hot with a fucked up eye. oh my i got the vapors!!!!!!

MARTHA AND STEREOLAB

fuck everyone..... na...nevermind. thank you martha your words tonight have given me some peace, and well stereolab makes me smile. i love trying to sing Lo Boob Oscillator at the top of my lungs. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. NOW LETS RUNAWAY WITH THE CRICUS!!!!!!!!! you can juggle and i'll be the bearded lady ;-)

WHOA.. THE FLOOD OF MEMORIES...

i spent last night making fun of my ubu's shingles, while we went through our high school year book. WHOA THE FLOOD OF MEMORIES... i feel so fortunate to have had a positive high school experience. when so many people have there worst stories from that time. mine wasn't all peaches and cream but i can't complain. these are the three greatest moments of those years. in the order that they happened........ 1: meeting my UBU. i hated this guy he just bugged me sooooooo much. i don't know why, he just did. he was this sickly skinny thing that wouldn't shut up. but a six hour telephone call changed all that. it's nine years in to our friendship and i don't know what i'd do without him. he's been my rock and i adore him. plus he's gonna be my sperm donor one day. LOL! 2: my ditching buddy JOSUE. one memory sticks out with him. the first inclination of my queerness. we were ditching class like usual, we were siting out by the learning center benches he had his head on my lap i was tousling my fingers through his hair. he looked at me and said what would you do if i kissed you right now! i laughed and made my right hand in to a fist then blurted out i'll sock you if you try that. we both laughed. then the bell for nutrition break rang and we were off.(yea looking back at that i knew i really would have socked him) i don't know what happened to him. i hope he's well 3: SADA. what can i say sada was the first girl i really messed around with. the thing i was supposed to be feeling for boys never happened. BOY did they ever happened with her. i remember being very stoned with her and making out under my red vail in my dark messy room. i was so nervous my heart was racing she asked to stay the night... 3: CHRISTINE my high school sweetheart. my first real love my first broken heart. she tried to beat up my friend. she plowed kathy from behind, her and kathy rolled down the hill they were trapped at the bottom wedged against the fence. ubu, albert, and i were trying to pull her off of kathy. we were all thinking what the fuck! that's my first real memory of her. the one i'll keep forever...our first kiss. sitting on the seawall in coronado facing each other and just wanting to kiss those lips of hers. i did. and i'll never regret her presence in my life. she opened my world taught me how to be an adult. i wis hher all the best in life she deserves it.

ooooooooooooo my eye!

oh my i think i have a sty in my eye and it hurts.... oooooooo this is annoying!

it's saturday on tuesday

i met miss.leather san diego '95 tonight. yeah real interesting. all i wanted to do was kick martha's ass at pool tonight. i couldn't concentrate with miss.leather hovering right over me. well at least i've improved since last week. i'm gonna kick your ass martha, just you wait and see. LOL!

i think that was.....

i think that was an apology but i'm not certain. delayed i.m. i just saw it. i still hurt and i don't want to see her. i'm afraid of what i might feel. i gave her three chances to give me her story. she choose not to take them. it's a week to late.

needing a good spanking

i woke up this morning horny and needing a good spanking. the boys got me up and we had breakfast at IHOP in la jolla. i love showing off my tattoos in places like that. people swear i can't see them snicker. we were entertained by a little boy that fell in his plastic lawn chair. oh and i set the girls free in the parking lot at IKEA. i hate that boob trap!!! plus my tank is see through. hee hee!

Greet the dawn with a breath of fire!

CRAP I'M STILL DREAMING ABOUT HER!

i'm hurt just hurt i felt like i was toss out of a car window like a cigarette butt. the most incredible part is that i'm still dreaming about her. she was in one this morning. at first i didn't recognize her but then i realize who i was fucking in my dream. it was her...and all i could think in my dream was "baby get your self off the floor it's dirty "(sex in a public bathroom).

THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME!

why do i even bother? just say what you have to say. i already know your a liar. she continues to waste my time. it's three am and i'm going to bed. fucking cunt!

:-)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO! I GOT MY CAR BACK!

A GREAT DISTRACTION.

i love the eagle on week nights it's sooooooooooooo quiet. just you the bartender and two to three bar flys. so i think i've found my new distraction. It's tuesday nights at the eagle "where the men cruise" or where i learn how to play pool. yes my new distraction is going to be beating martha at pool. i really can't play and i actually heard a bar fly say "my god she sucks!". LOL! well in my own defense this was only the tired time i've ever tried to play. i have this real knack at getting the cue ball to bounce off the table. the most fun was using my boobs. the drinking helped too. so thank you to the very patiant teacher and the beer is on me this week.

a quote

ink.water color. s&m andy by me 2001

everybody winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.
-andy warhol