whoo hoo!!!

ubu just told me he got us 9th row center seats for the depeche mode show on november 19th. big smiles. this'll be our fourth time seeing them. yippee!

sharks

i dreamt that i was being attacked by sharks last night. this is the second time it's happened this month . i wonder what's going on in my head.

jobs i would be suited for

voice overs for female porn lead
phone sex operator
personal shopper
monkey spanker
crane operator
turn down service at a sorority
cow milker
jump rope specialist
pornographer
loan processor
post office nut
chair warmer
booger picker
demented clown
booze taster
that free taste test girl at the market
call girl agent (pimp)
cat
domanatirx
accountant
family photographer
vagabond
lube tester
pirate
adult toy demonstrator
yes man
bearded goat girl
bartender
dog walker
house sitter
mermaid
miner
vagina artist
balloon artist
speaking mime
travel agent
shoe buyer

happy birthday eric and mike

friday night i went to celebrate my brother and my friends birthday. i didn't drink a drop and i had the chance to catch up with friends i haven't seen in a very long time. great catch up and i poked at my friends girlfriends' breast implants. hee hee! shannon had a very good way of describing them. "pudding boobs!"

the cat empire rock!!!

as a happy birthday gift to my ubu, i took him to the cat empire show at canes. let me start by saying the fucking rock live. they are so much better in person than coming through the speakers in my living room. except for the tall drunk straight guy spilling the beer on me i had a blast. the trump player / singer was faboo he looked stoned and hungry when they first went on but he surprised the hell out of me. we had big smiles the whole time and i had the opportunity to watch shoeless hippie chicks dance around. it was a blast i'll get the pictures on her soon.

i lost goldie

i lost my pet fish sunday afternoon. i went to see my mom sunday and i took my pet goldfish with me. when i garbed goldie's leash while i was stepping out of the car. i took two steps and looked down at my goldie but there was nothing there her collar was empty she was lost. i searched the car and the street but i couldn't find her.

have i mentioned my ubu's back

so when ubu came home instead of celebrating with booze and i nice meal and belated birthday shmooze. WE DID LAUNDRY! and that's why i adore my ubu. after his nap of course and then he was off to napa valley for business. it's good to have him back. as soon as charlie leave's were back to our normal bullshit.

whats wrong warhol shoe?

i went to get a touch up on my warhol shoe today. steph filled in some of the black and then she went back over the red. she was about to clean the red ink off when i went for the camera. i couldn't help myself it was just the neatest blur on my leg with the blood running down.

oh amy your so...

tonight its AMY MILES and HEAVEY PACKER while i sit in the office chair in front of the mac with my eyes closed flapping my arms wildly trying to take flight, and letting a roaring laugh out when i reopen my eyes only to find myself still siting in the chair. i feel good tonight and amy's put a big silly grin on my face. i'm starting to glow again and all i can do is smile. so i'm going to top off the night with hopefully a good nights rest and singing poorly at the top of lungs. lets just hope no one call the cops because the think someone's being strangled. LOL!

you speak your truth and i respect you for it

i'm sitting here very confused. last night i had a conversation with someone who i use for my own pleasures. she knows what she is to me and i have never lead her to believe that she was anything else. i have always given her the respect of knowing what i'm doing and if she chooses to call me it is and always has been her choice. she let me know that she was "in love" with me. i danced around the subject for as long as i could. i hate telling people that i hate love and not to love me because i can't return it the way she wants me to. i mean NOT NOW! hearts do what they want and you can't control them. i'm not in a state where i can return emotion let alone nourish those feelings for someone. i grew up in a house where the words "i love you" didn't happen very often. i've felt it before, i don't think i'm capable of letting myself have those emotions. NOT NOW! i just don't want to end up like one of those serial monogamer lesbian types. and that's what she is. from being madly in love with the girl yesterday and the new woman in her life today. she can't be alone and i can't let myself become a girlfriend. i'd rather be the girl waiting for you to fall asleep and run. i can't tell you how many times i've let a prospective lover know "i'm a runner" especially if i start to feel. can't i just find another commitment-phobic porn lovin dirty talkin i don't need your validation lesbian out there... AUGH! I JUST WANT TO BITE THE HEADS OFF ANIMAL CRACKERS. oooooooooooooooooooh how do i get my self out of this one. as long as she doesn't try to hurt me i'll be ok.

FANTASY...YEAH RIGHT...

I'M FUCKING SORRY BRITNEY I DON'T SEE YOU AS MY FANTASY. AND YOUR COMMERCIAL IS CHEESY! thank you GO FUG YOURSELF oh god and she has a child now. poor child... need i say more!

relief and renewal

i had a slumber party last night. coconuts needed a break from her family. we spent saturday afternoon at the marina park chasing baby hercules around the jungle gym. we left him with his dad and had our girl time. we ran out of vodka but not before i had made a mess in the kitchen. some how we had managed to bake a chocolate cake. it was almost like we were roommates again. the laughing the bullshitting the bitching about our love lives. it was great. i'm so fortunate to have both a male and female bestfriend. my yin my yang.

my week in a nutshell

MONDAY; we had the faxes roll in like crazy the most memorable one was the one that stated that my favorite ball licker was returning. i was mad. i punched a wall. i may have scared manny a little. it was my brother's birthday too. i went to my mother's house for the festivities. which ended up being my mom, my two younger brothers and my cousin leo. eric never showed. we don't know what happened to him. my suspicion is he was drunk with his friends and forgot about his family. bastard! and that damned cheese cake kept taunting me. on a happy note my mom gave me some really neat old lady jewelry. SCORE! TUESDAY; i went to this place called DIGI DOG to get my pictures downloaded to a disk. because my computer isn't picking up my camera. it was about 4:30pm and i was crabby and hungry i was about to go out and get some lunch. when one of the big wigs popped in unannounced. needless to say i didn't get lunch. i went 11 hours without a break of and kind. i was beat. he went through all my storage boxes and pointed out some security violations. nothing to bad. well at least nothing to lose my job over anyway. on the drive home i considered being a pornographer. i mean i'm a flipping voyeur and watching people fuck isn't a big deal for me i don't get off on it like most people do. yeah i know i'm a little jaded but, you have to remember i was a phone sex operator at one point and i did work for two different porn stores and a head shop at one time. (i need to make a list of all the odd ball jobs i've had). when i got in i tried to get my pictures off the disk. didn't happen. the computer didn't read the disk. WEDNESDAY; went up to buena park for a crappy meeting. well not that crappy. we all bitched and moaned about the new paper work and about being forced to take our vacations before the 10th of december. i swear i've never seen a bunch of people so upset about having to take a vacation. most people would be alighted. i ate 3 cookies, and two pieces of baklava, a buffalo wing and a cup of coffee. yeah i know nutrition! LOL! don't worry i learned my lesson. about 20 min into the drive back to my office i was feeling a little sick. about 15min away from my office my mouth was filling with saliva and my head was spinning. i closed my eyes and hoped i wouldn't throw up in the car. i was fighting the urge until i took two steps in to my office. it stunk! i yelled out "it stinks in here!" as i ran passed manny and katie (another manager) towards the bathroom. i grumbled out "it's hot! I'M GONNA VOMIT!" as i continued passed them into the bathroom while removing my pink cardigan and tossing it on the floor next to the bathroom door. as soon as my knee hit the floor i gushed out my coffee, that buffalo wing and those two pieces of baklava. i brushed my teeth and made sure i didn't have any remnants on me flushed the toilet and arranged my hair. i laughed a little when i left the bathroom i thought to myself "i wonder if that's what bulimics do after they throw up?" while manny and katie glanced at me. we all talked about ???? i can't remember what. finished the day and started the night paper work and then...my mouth was filing with saliva again and i ran to the bathroom again. where i expelled the three cookies and i think the peach i ate for breakfast. i came home and went straight to bed. as i started to fall asleep my ubu called me. he's having a great time in argentina. he said it was like new york but without being able to call home. he's a little home sick and is ready to come home. i slept from about 7:30pm to 3am. i was up from 3am to 5:30am and then fell back to sleep till 7:30am. THURSDAY; text pumpkin it was her birthday. i wrote HI, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. she replied THANK U THATS SWEET WHATS UP IM IN GA NOW I'LL BE BACK IN CALI IN OCT MAYBE WE CAN GO OUT 2DINNER WOW IM SURPRISED U REMEMBERED. i sent her one back saying YEAH SURE MAYBE. i'm not sure i want to but we'll see. i called martha about an hour before i left my office about going to MOPA to see the exhibit. i picked up martha about 8pm headed over to MOPA and looked at the fish in the koi pond at balboa park. i was hell bent on finding a turtle but after about 5min i gave up. we had sushi at KIKI SUSHI and headed back to her place. i downloaded my pictures on her computer and emailed them to myself. she fell asleep about ten minutes after we got in. i woke her up to say goodnight she was so out of it. it was cute. TODAY; some dumb ass almost plowed into me while heading in to work. he cut me off I HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY. we ended we in my parking lot. we had a shouting match in front of a transient. the transient couldn't believe what he was seeing. i guess he doesn't see to many short chubby woman yelling at a guy with no fear. his best verbal spit was "your just a fat bitch!" i just laughed and said "IS THAT THE BEST YOU HAVE? YOU'RE FUCKING RETARD AS IN HINDERED MORONE! YOUR JUST MAD CUZ I GOT A FUCKING BIGGER DICK THAN YOU DO! " the transient laughed as the guy was left with nothing to combat. that's manny and his tattoo isn't bad ass and he got more work done on it on thursday =-)

my new fav picture

i'm sooooooo fucking vain!!!! i love this picture of me. i tooled around with the brightness with photoshop=-)

HOW DO THESE PEOPLE GET MY INFORMATION??????

I'M FREAKIN OUT!!!!! OMG! i was on my web host and i wanted to see where people were coming from and i click on this site that i don't recognize. what did i see while munching on my pad see iew ... all of my information for the whole world to see. it had my birth name, my home address, my phone number, my work number, and my birth date. needless to say i dropped my noodles and was horrified. for fucks sake! what happened to being an anonymous creature? well, i do crave attention but i don't want some crazy freak of a stalker knocking at my door. that's what i get for being an exhibitionist! well for the rest of the night it'll beSPOOKEY GIRLFRIEND by ELVIS CASTELLO

ojos

ok one last thing

so there is one thing i miss. well what i miss doing












"stalkins and strap on"
99 cent store finger paint on cardboard.
by me

i ventured out by myself tonight

i ventured out by myself tonight. which wasn't a big deal, it's just that it was first time i've gone out by myself since miss.pumpkin unexpectedly left my little bit of earth. she left me feeling like an abandoned dirt lot. i just realize something i haven't done any street chalk since she came "home". wow has it been a month already... the sad part is i think i miss her dog more than her. aew phuck et!

GUESS WHAT....

GUESS WHAT... yup you've got it i'm up again. i'm going to try one more thing. well it's either jerk off or an E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY on HULK HOGAN. i think i'll jerk off. maybe i'll over exert myself and pass out. i only hope!










"PINK VIBE" 99 cent store finger paint on cardboard by drella jones

i just stumble across this stuff

so i found this some how it's called "LESBIAN OR GERMANLADY?" i got three right. enjoy!

Feeling Raw Today

i've been feeling like all of my nerves have been exposed. i'm hypersensitive, i'm showing physical signs of sleep depravation. i'm having trouble concentrating at work. sometimes i sway and lose my balance when i walk. it's rather frightening.













"RAW" acrylic on canvas 5x7
by drella jones

AWWW I'M RUNNING AWAY!

forget this...i'm running away. i'm going to join the circus to be the bearded goat girl.

i'm grumpy

Yes kiddies i'm grumpy...and frustrated! it started with a call form our HR health services rep. apparently i've had health coverage for the last six months and i had no clue. apparently i never got the package with all the information and my health card. then she tells me that they are going to retro all the payment for the last six months. witch added up to about $500. at that point i'm irked. i asked why and she said because i was using it without paying for it. i yelled into the phone "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD HEALTH INSURANCE!" she said "You have pending use on the account!" my reply "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE PENDING USE? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD COVERAGE." she said " did you get your package with your cards?" me "NO! WHAT CARDS? YOUR TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO PAY FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW I HAVE. SOMETHING THAT I DIDN'T USE! I'VE BEEN GOING TO THE TJ DOCTOR" nothing but silence on her end "MEXICAN DOCTOR!" now i'm livid because they are going to take money from me for something i didn't know i have. not only that but there is someone out there that has my personal information. like my birthdate, name and social security number. she said i'll call you back i need to find out where they sent that package. did you move? my answer was no and i provided her with my address to compare with what she had on file. THEY MATCHED!!!! she never called back. so about two hours later manny is reading the lavender lens (he's hooked) and we start discussing butch vs fem (we have the same taste in women) and he blurts out "YOU need to get laid!" and frankly i don't think i do. it's only been about a month and a half. i'm still good for atleast another month. so i get home and i'm tinkering with my new camera and trying to install the software and the virtual pc isn't doing it's job. so no new pictures until i figure out how to install the software or until ubu get back form argentina. did i mention the disk drive on my computer isn't ejecting the cd either. HO HUM...

i'm awake! i'm awake!

ARRRG! martha woke me up about 1/2 hour ago. i'm meeting her for lunch otherwise my breakfast. oooooooooo and dirty dancing is on vh1. "NOBODY PUT BABY IN THE CORNER!" LOL! oh i need to pick up batteries for the camera. wink wink :-) i really don't want to get ready. i'm so comfortable just laying around in my underwear. HO HUM!

yes i still haven't gone to bed.

yes, i still haven't gone to bed. but i'm trying. i'm turning everything off and covering the windows.

yes, again!

yup...i'm up at 4:30 again. yet another night sleepless night! ho humm!

I ACTUALLY SLEPT

i actually slept. the last time i looked at the clock it was 5:07am and then i woke up to pee and it was 7:38am and then i woke up and it was 1:34pm :-) i slept a whole 8.5 hours last night. maybe it was all the white rice and sushi in my belly from dinner last night? who knows. one problem this FUCKED UP my agenda. which was: finish the stitching project, paint, go for a swim, have lunch with martha, watch tommy, and clean the kitchen. oh well, and seeing that i just know rolled out of bed (yes i've spent the last 2 hours naked in bed under the covers not wanting to leave my comfort zone with ciggy in hand) i don't think i'm going to have enough time for everything. AHHH FUCK IT!!!! i'm just going to do nothing the rest of the day. well maybe not. but i will enjoy some johnny mathis's version of michelle and serge gainsbourg the rest of the day shu ba du ba loo ba i couldn't decide what serge pic i wanted :-)

4am

it's 4 am again and i'm looking for this thing called sleep. has anyone seen it. i seem to be just missing it. yesterday it was 4 am and thursday it was 3 am. ugh! i'm going to try one more time.

ubu withdrawls

WHERE'S MY UBU! my ubu has been gone a total of 11.5 hours and i miss him like hell. he's probably knocked out on ambien by know on the fight to argentina. i have the apartment all to myself and i find myself behaving likes he's here. i yelled out "Hey babe i'm home" when i came in. i closed the door to my room when i changed. i looked for his car to see if he hogged our parking spot. this the first time he'll be gone for an extended period of time. most people would be ecstatic if their roommate was gone for three weeks. not me, i'm not sure what i'm going to do. i mean, i'm going to go about my usual business. i've grown used to having him around all the time. ubu's my bestfriend and he's like my family. he keeps me grounded. and he left without taking the kitchen trash out (LOL).
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displace family needs help

THE EMAIL I RECEIVED FROM MARTHA TODAY. IF YOU FEEL YOU WANT TO DONATE AND WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT THE MONEY YOU DONATE GOES TO GOOD USE. HERE YOU GO. THIS IS A REAL FAMILY YOU CAN HELP. OR IF YOU KNOW OF SOME WAY YOU CAN HELP LET THEM KNOW. THANK YOU P.S. THE 4 DAYS THAT THEY OWED HAVE BEEN PAID FOR BY MARTHA'S SISTER. THANK YOU AGAIN

hey everyone!
I have found a family in Houston who was evacuated from their home in New Orleans last Sunday.? They have been staying at the Holiday Inn across the street from the Astrodome.
Perry works at home depot in New Orleans and Vicki is a stay home Mom.? They have three children, one with special needs. Please read the following information and call them directly in their hotel room if you would like to help.?
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thank you, God bless
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Martha
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Vickie and Perry Vicent
have three children
Joshua 16
Perry Jr. 24 with special needs
Emily 10
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evacuated from their home on Sunday Aug 28
have been in hotel in Houston since sunday, they cannot stay at a shelter or in the astrodome for two reasons, 1-all the shelters are full, 2-their son is disabled
need help paying their hotel bill at 59$ per night
and need money to buy food, hygene items, clothes for their family
any help is apprieciated
no car, 1 change of clothes each
24 year old son is blind and mentally disabled
waiting for checks, word from job
can wire them money via western union
or call holiday inn and make payment on their hotel bill (right now they owe for four days)
don't send cash
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would greatly appreciate your support
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Holiday Inn, Room 923
Houston Texas
phone (713) 790-1900
fax (713) 799-8574
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I forgot to write down the address of the hotel, but you can look it up online.
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P.S. if any of you are worried about the validity of this family please know that I called them myself, they did not call me.? I have spoken with three hotel employees who all verified their story, the hotel manager has reduced their rate and waved the taxes,? you can call and speak with them directly.


"Sometimes quickly, sometimes slowly, the Promises will ALWAYS materialize if we work for them"

CUNT CIRCUS??????????????????????????????????

HEE HEE. THAT WAS SILLY! Check out the dildo art. It's great

please don't take offense

Please don't take offense when i call you a CUNT. seriously don't. that's a term of endearment out of my mouth. her reply "yeah that's wrong! that's the nastiest thing you could say to another woman." what i wanted to say; then lets make it a new term of endearment.