no calacas for me

rafa and i were supposed to go out to old town to pay respects to the poor people they forgot to move with the cemetery. last year we were out there until 5am. we did about 20 day of the dead skulls we gave them each a personality. we had a blast and we were even paid by some drunk guy walking past us. i think he gave us each 20 bucks... but back to my point. no calacas today but we'll pay our respects tomorrow. hopefully rafa won't get piss drunk again and cancel on me.

my fridge is a pumpkin morgue

yesterday ubu, charlie and i went out to pick up a pumpkin at the ostrich farm near the wild animal park. i love the long back windy road up there. i was amused to see that the day laborers were out in the vineyard pick or planting out there. with there shirts wrapped around there heads like multi colored turbans. anyway i roamed up and down the fields looking for a pumpkin to call out to me. i found him it took me an hour but i found the perfect pumpkin. it was funny opening up the fridge this morning to find my pumpkin corps looking up at me. LOL! i love halloween...

no more buffalo...

i'm feeling tired,listless and confused. i've spent the whole day sleeping and i'm never eating buffalo again. YUCK BUFFALO! i can still taste it from lunch.

i'll let you know later...

ENOUGH SAID

i broke my baby

it was late tuesday night. i was about to hop in to bed when i tripped on my strap-on and my foot stomped on to my bag. i felt and heard the crunch beneath my foot. it was my sunglasses. so now i have to wear my cheap ones. i feel incomplete. i couldn't find a new pair that fit my face. well...more like a pair big enough for me. LOL! LESSON LEARNED PUT YOUR TOYS AWAY...

it's good to have

it's so good to have vodka back in the fridg. it's been to long. all we've had in the house is green apple flavored vodka. don't get me wrong, i'm just sick of apple martinis. i went cheap. should two people have this much vodka in the freezer? i don't know...but we're gonna drink it!

oh it feels good to be....

it feels good to be all grown up. we got a new table today. now my gay man wants table settings for all the seasons. HA GREAT!!! as long as i get to keep the warhol up i'm happy...

yes i'm still up

yup i'm up.

arrg!!!!

ARRRRG I CAN"T SLEEP! and stupid blogger isn't picking up photos. ho hum...

there'll be some changes made

soooooo PEGGY LEE night ..... there'll be some changes made...sorry all i found was this clip.

they just don't make them like this anymore. oh well, they take forever in the bathroom anyway.

INN 1890

awww san francisco. i finally taking that vacation i need. i found this cute little inn at the end of haight near the castro. oh so perfect. INN 1890

purplepiranha? shit :-)

OMG I'VE FOUND HER!!!! THE ONE I WANT TO.... HOLLY SHIT ART THERAPY.... BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER. I CAN'T READ ANYMORE. I HAVE THE BIGGEST SMILE ON MY FACE. AHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO PURGE WITH DELIGHT! see CAT for yourself. OOOOOOOOOOO CAN'T BREATH......SO EXCITED! oh no i think peed myself... LOL!

naked dancing fresh out of the shower...

i slept really well last night. so well that i awoke in a puddle of my own drool. mmmmmm drool. ( i think i my have been playing with myself in my sleep but i'm not sure about that.) so well that when i was getting ready for work this morning i caught myself dancing around my bedroom naked. MY BIG NAKED ASS WAS SHAKIN!!!! LOL! i had a silly thought this afternoon at work. my thought " i'm obsessed with sleeping and pussy!!!" LOL! what a random thought...well that's what happens when your alone in an office for 9 hours. random thoughts pop in to your head.

rain and day laborers

i was very late for work this morning. not due to the rain i just didn't want to get out of my warm bed this morning. as i approached my office i noticed a shit load of day laborers hiding from the rain next to my office door. my thought. AWWWWWWW SHIT! I'M GONNA HAV TA GIT GETT-O INA MINUTE!!!! well i park and take my red flip flop foot out of my car and just snarl at them. they back off. most of them are regulars and they know not to fuck with me. they've watched me have a verbal spare with an idiot before. plus they know i'll call the poepo's on 'em. here's the deal sometime i look at them and think... ow man that was my family at one time or another. my mom came to this country illegally and married my father. i'm not sure if he (my father) was illegal when he can to this country. i do know he worked in an onion and garlic mill and also worked the fields as a kid and young adult and my mom cleaned houses for a living. they just give me the willies... day laborers! tonight it's GHETTO YOUTH BY TRICKY FEATURING SKY. night i'm about to sound like sky in a minute i'm off for the bar ;-) oooooooooooo nevermind it's RUBY BY TWEAKER. i think that suits my mood better...

why do we lose things?

i realized today that i have lost my camera. i think it's in the valley of misplaced items. that's where all my missing shoes are. where the missing crayons are and where the remote control goes. missing keys travel there as well. where the lost mail gathers. that's where that thing you just saw a second ago went. but not where the missing socks go. that's the sock monster. the sock monster lives in between the dryer and the washer at home or prowls silently at the laundry mat. i think he uses them for currency. i think the static from the dryer my help him stay invisible. that's my rendition of the sock monster. before i forget tonight it's HOPE THERE'S SOMEONE by ANTONY AND THE JOHNSONS enjoy the stockings...

chocolate waffles. records, ikea, and a swim!

friday is a blur. i know i went to work and that's about all i remember. saturday i went to my mother's house to pick up mail and swindle my brother's out of pennies at poker. i walked away with a whole dollar. i went for a quick drink at 6 degrees. and was in the comforts of my apartment by 2 am. today i spent watching my ubu cook chocolate waffles and i sorting out records that had made a mountain of themselves next to and below the record player. while ubu was at his gymnastics class. charlie and i snuck away to ikea. where i purchased new pots for my poor dying orchids and shelf liners. as charlie and i paid for the items we had picked up he's gives me a devilish grin and said "you want a hot dog?" i smiled back at him and nodded a big yes. you see, my beloved ubu is a health nut and he has ruined wonderful things like ice cream and hot dogs for me. besides we don't keep junk food in the house. so a hot dog smothered in yellow mustered is nice once in a great while.

i guess i'm in a funk. i'm at the point where i don't want to search for a playmate or i'm less interested in creating a bond with someone right now. it might be the rain... ooooooooo rain. good time for a swim.

i have a confession and a question

i have a confession... sometimes my nose feels dry so i lick my finger and rub the inside of my nostril with it. then i relick my finger and repeat. now my question is. DOES THAT MAKE ME A BOOGER EATER? i mean, i'm not going in there to fish out a booger to hold me over for lunch or anything...

i feel like a tease

i feel like a tease tonight. i've had a long day at work and i don't feel like going out. so i'm going to rot in my apartment this evening with a cup of chamomile lavender tea and paint a little.

i put in a counter

so i put in a counter last night. i wasn't sure my stats page was giving me an accurate reading. so down at the bottom of my page there is a number. that's you. plus i'm curious to see if people actually are visiting my pages. because no one seems to post comments on the things i write.

How can you not know how to use a dildo?

OMG! for fucks sake can you not use your imagination.... you can't be that old and not have an imagination or can you? just read this

monrovia blows

i just got in from a meeting in Monrovia. it was a team building meeting where they "moved my cheese!" despite the meeting part i had a fun time. i drove up with audrey (who was very exited because it was her first managers meeting) monday night. we arrived in monrovia at midnight. picked up our room key and promptly went to sleep. the next morning we had our "cheese" meeting. they released us a little after five. so audrey and i head back up to our room for a bit of relaxation before we go out for the night. well, i ended up flipping through our hotel directory and find out that we have a pool. i point it out to audrey and we decided that we needed to take a dip. one problem. we didn't bring bathing attire. so we head out to find swimming attire at the local target. i found some really fun underwear but no bathing attire. we asked a target associate where we could find bathing wear near by. he pointed us in the direction of marshals. again we were on our way. so, we ended up at marshals. couldn't find any bathing wear. we opted out for boxers and tanks. found a tank and went in search of boxers. audrey and i both found unmarked pairs. we asked a male associate for some help. he said "just find the cheapest pair and i'll meet you guys at the register. we were both sure why not. we head up with our finds and he rings up audrey first. the total was $4.oo. yes, $4.oo whole dollars. then i hand him my stuff promptly puts it a bag and said "thank you have a good night. now here's the thing i had my visa card out ready to pay. he slid it back to me and gave me a wink. yes. i got free stuff i didn't put out or have my titts bulging out my top. we said thank you and left. we get back to the hotel and call the number on the receipt to praise the young mans customer service skills to his manager. i get in to my bathing clothes and we head down to the pool. ooooooh soooooooo nice warm Jacuzzi turned in to a sweaty bath. so audrey and i jumped in to the next tub and were relive to find that it was at a comfortable temperature. we spent about an hour in there and i caught a few men checking us out from there seminar in front of up. our pool boy never arrived with our towels. so we stripped out of our clothes in the bathrooms. audrey took the ladies room and i took the mens room. now almost dry in new clothes we head back up to our room. i gave joel a ring and i meat him at his home. we ended up at fault line. no woman just a lot of men fucking each other on the monitors in the bar. we had our drinks and went off back for joels place. we ended up getting a late dinner (@ 1:30am more like an early breakfast) at some place called TANS DONUTS. we'll not only was it a doughnut shop but a sandwich shop as well. a small asian woman with a mysterious brown growth on her left elbow popped up from the back of the shop to prepare our sandwiches. it seemed like it took forever, but eventually i had sandwich in hand and my tummy stopped growling. we ate our sandwiches at joels and had him throw our some really old hot sauce. watched t.v. and chatted until joel was ready for bed. i threw my self out and joel walked to the top of his hill. then he watched me arrive safely at my car at the bottom of the hill. joel disappeared in the mist as i drove off back to my hotel. joel rocks Monrovia blows...

tonight's theme

tonight's theme I'm going slightly mad by QUEEN.
met rafa for tea at david's coffee house. i was 35min late. my tea bag (passion fruit chi latte) riped apart in the cup. so every time i took a sip, my mouth filled with leaves. we caught up for about an hour and a half. i dropped him off at his boyfriends' house, and somehow i ended up at trolley barn park. i swung on the swings for an hour. watched the cars drive by. it was nice. i just closed my eyes and listened to the wind hit the back of my ears. thought about nothing yet about everything and everyone. i need a vacation. too much work not enough play time. i just wish i wore my devil tail tonight. i would have loved the sound of it hitting the ground in passing. ho hum!

my ray of sunshine

my ray of sunshine

when i finished this one i had it in our storage closet for three months. until i put it up in my bedroom. ubu doesn't like the sight of pussy. now i wake up to this.
by drella jones acrylic on canvas 36 inches by 48 inches

I AM DRELLA JONES

so i just came to the conclusion that i am me. i mean, me and my alter ego are one. she just takes care of the ass and i keep my self out of trouble. my id and super ego make me who i am.
you see all this? it's drella. my uninhibited side. the girl who drives around with her boob out. drella who oozes sexuality. drella who drops the phone sex voice to get her way. drella and her pouty lips. drella is my mask.
and miss jones who gets up every morning to go to work. janelle who mothers her friends. janelle who speaks softly. janelle who remembers to run the dishwasher. timid janelle. janelle who loves to see people uncomfortable in there own skin. i figure everyone has there two sides, but not many of us name them and let them run around in public. so next time you see my walkin down the street address me as you will. someone will answer. ;-) oh my...i'm late for coffee with rafa. gotta go...

"LAST CALL FOR LIQUID COURAGE"

i've been in this creatures, siouxsie and the banshees, recoil, mood all night. fucking san diego! what happened to the goth scene?

it's been a long day....

i had a frustrating day at work i'll give you the highlights. lost my shoe on the way to work. i found goldie smashed in between the console and my seat in the car. i couldn't fish goldie out. i had to MacGyver mail out our mail box with a letter opener and a pice of double sided tape. slipped in the super market. had to deal with a dumbass that thought he knew everything about everything. misplaced my keys.

i found something neat

so i was looking for some images of stone butch gals and i stumbled across this site called x dyke . i think it's Portuguese. i love it. my friends say i'm obsessed with pussy. well, i think i've found someone who has a bigger pussy obsession.

feeling a little butch

so i'm feeling a little butch tonight. i just got in from having dinner with martha. after dinner we put together an ikea pice of furniture. so i'm feeling a little ruff and tough right now. GRRRRRR MUSCLE... is my eyeliner still on? LOL!

ahhh sweet sleep

i've been daydreaming about this all day...

when i go

on the drive home this afternoon i thought... hummmmm when i pass i hope i end up in mr.rogers neighborhood and the land of make-believe. i just hope i don't end up like lady elaine. LOL!

lesbian swans?

awww how cute. look fuck people. let the swans be gay.

i need to find...

after work i'm going out to find a nurses hat for a picture project i'm doing. i love playing dress up. ;-)

drunk co-workers

it's always odd going out with your co-workers. especially when alcohol is in the mix. i witnessed two other managers get pretty inebriated tonight along with my boss. which was very entertaining. it's funny watching stuffy people loosen up. p.s. i found out that they think i'm fabulous and they don't want me to leave the company. which makes me feel all nice and good inside. we were celebrating audry's birthday and promotion. she's absolutely the sweetest thing on the planet. she always has the biggest smile on her face and she's the type of person who has a sunny day. she'll brighten up anyones day. i'll leave with this patron, patron, patron, and white washed mexican food. manny and i will have lots to joke about tomorrow. ewwwww... i have to work in the morning. my choice of drink tonight was windex mmmm i love the color. to bad it was mixed all wrong, but they did get the color right.