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Thursday, June 29, 2006

AHHH EWWW YOU TOUCHED IT!

Last night honey bucket and I went to see the grunion run...

The only picture i took of the grunion.



There wasn't much of a fish orgy last night more like an invite only sex party... we were there about 15 min before we saw the first fish come up. All of a sudden you'd see these things flash and splash in the residing wave. Then they'd flop around and start digging in or curling. Just as soon as they appeared the next wave you'd come in and wash the little buggers’ way. The second batch we saw we got brave and approached the fish. We didn’t take a flash light with us so it was hard to see them. Honey bucket hovered over one particular grunion she stuck out her hand and poked the fish. She immediately screamed in disgust and we both ran away from the scene of her crime... We were about 8ft away from the fish and honey bucket turned to me and said “Do you think I hurt him?” I assured her that that the fish would be fine. I was determined to take a picture of my feet amongst the partying grunion. So we waited and waited and hunted for a good swarm of fish to wash up... honey bucket spotted a good batch of fish she started yelling “Hurry hurry get your picture way aren't you in the water...Way aren't in there?” I ran over to a set of about 15 or so fish, when I got about a foot from them I got scared of the fish. Not really scared, more like repulsed by them. I mean they're really neat `n stuff, but I didn't want them flopping on my feet.


STUPID SEA TAKING MY CHANKLA!



We walked most of the La Jolla shore in hopes of coming across a better spot. Well we didn’t but we did come across a few Filipino fishermen and a bunch of creepy jumping crablike bugs. Soon after we passed the fishermen we headed back down the beach towards the car. We reached the original spot where we first saw grunion. We paused and I turned to the sea and started yelling “DAMN YOU GRUNION! COME OUT OF THE SEA... I WANT TO SEE A FISH ORGY!!!!DAMN IT!! COME OUT OF THE SEA!” Honey bucket laughed at me... Then I pissed off the sea. I started yelling obscenities at the sea and...Well it took my sandal. I started yelling “MY CHANKLA MY CHANKLA” in pursuit of my lost sandal I ran deeper into the water. But the sea had claimed my sandal and I turned back to my honey bucket and started walking towards her. She said something about the sandal coming back with the next wave and I turned back towards the water. The sea was being nice to me and spit it back at me.

THANK MR.SEA...

Lesson learned: DON’T YELL AT THE SEA...

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