pretty box

ok another thing you have to know about me i smell everything! this stuff stinks it hurt my nose!
it's my ubu's. that's why he had that sock on his hand yesterday. sheesh i should pay attention more!

kazumi and the ken club

last night was spent with conversation, good sushi and lots of drinks. i picked up sadie at the gas station. which is a departure from the alley... she always greets me with a "HEY HUNNY" and a kiss...
i love kazumi. i enjoy taking people there for the first time. most people see it and walk past it. not knowing what gastronomic happiness behind those doors.
dude, soy sauce rocks!
so after dinner i was going to make it a short night. i have triangle images floating in my head and i wanted to get back to my canvas...we were about to hit sadie's house, i looked over at her and said "hey you wanna go for a quick drink?" she said sure and i took us over to the ken club. i haven't been there in ages. they had a band playing and it was quiet until it hit about 11 or so. then all the hipsters came out of nowhere. drunken straight people are flippin funny and loud. two things anyone needs to know about me 1. i love socks 2. i love dive bars. i'm at my most comfortable at a crowded little crappy dive straight or gay. whether i'm by myself or with a friend.
the drink count down
1. screwdriver
2.long beach
3.two melon balls
4.red headed whore
5.water
ok so we needed something to kill the sweetness from the melon balls. we asked the bartender for a couple of olives...he gave us 8 huge olives. olives + melon balls= yum!

happiness is in my phone

i killed the chip in my phone saturday night. i was phone less since that night i got my new chip last night. oh how much did i miss my daily texts, my calls, my ring tones. awww i love you my little phone. having to use the dirty 7-11 public pay phone was horrible. the sad part i've lost all my phone numbers except for two... one was veronica who blankitty blank blank and can kiss my blank beepididy beep beep! the other was the infamous pumpkin *blank gaze* BURP! ewwww, even tough i would so still sleep with that crazy bitch if i saw her. god damn am i stupid errr something???????? mz.jones your on crack if you consider that again!!!!! me and the other personalities are outta here! oops sorry thinking out loud...

boxes and a two yearold

i spent my day off chasing after baby hercules while helping coconuts move in to her new place. i love those two soooo very much. i love seeing them smile. coconuts has got her glow's back and she's shining. but trying to watch a kid and moving is not fun! oh and coconuts has named my car "toaster" and i think it's going to stick. best moment when she yelled "MOVE THIS TOASTER! HURRY HURRY!" as we barreled across the san ysidro trolly tracks, making my car screech. or "damn this little toaster can hold a lot of shit!" she made me laugh so hard i started tearing up. baby hercules moments: when he tried to carjack me. some how he got away from his mom then the next thing i knew he was at the drivers side of the car trying to bust my door lock with his finger while i was siting in the drivers seat. second baby moment...when pickpocket my wallet from my hoodie pocket while i was wearing in the market. and to top it off this
i call it "drunk driving baby"
coconuts loading up the back seat of the toaster. it's the "DRELLA DON'T DO IT!" face.

miss.tutu

i know i know...it's so... out of character for me. she has clothes on.
miss. tutu 24in x 48in by me click on image to enlarge =)
with out flash
with flash

what the hell?

i was online checking my bank statement. i wanted to know if my car payment had been taken care of. i clicked on the pending transactions... what do i see a $20 charge from figaro's pizza... the problem is $4 more than what i had signed for. someone decided to add a tip to the charge. i called figaros the guy sounded pleasent.he took my information, he said he'd look into it and call me back. well about 1/2 hour later he calls back. appaerntly they can't locate the credit voucher i signed. they are in the process of looking for it. he asked if i had mine. i do so i gave him the price i signed for the time it was rang up and the sequence #. i think he could tell i've handled a credit card machine or two in my life. yea...i won't be buying lunch from there anymore a veggie pizza wasn't worth 20 bucks.

NEAT!

i found this ....site while looking for little people pics.

tea, shake, oj, sherly temple, roy rofgers, and a screwdriver

happy belated birthday miss shannon
cheers shannon!
my eric and i
eric and his oj
shannons new b-day tattoo
the bathroom wall at lancers i love the pattern
shannon gives a thumbs up at there sherily temples
yum! where's the booze?
no i didn't wack my eye with my poolstick...
roy rodgers anyone?
eric's shoes
cherry stem
shannon and i

friday movie,saturday drunk and my baby hercules

friday night bettie movie and drinks with the ladies
baby hercules
i use my aunt's ass as a pillow
coconuts loves to plant flowers
the cat named KAT
did i drive home
drunk smoking
sleepy drunk
you guys think i joke about the darn birds walking around my office
fresh out of the shower

walking in the rain at 5am

last night i shook my tooshy, had a couple of drinks, walk through the rain wearing my open toe heels, changed a tire, and i was propositioned by a poodle. hmmmmm so glad to be celibate. this last week has been filled with questions and having to make decisions. hope i've made the right ones. i'm not sleeping with a poodle. LOL! i wish robin and james would have gotten a picture of me changing the tire in my heels. it was a very butch act but performed with laughter and feminine charm.

in respose to alexx myspace comment...

Rejected again

HO HUM... It seems like nobody wants to show my work. I was rejected by another gallery. Well atleast it's this time I can blame it on foreigners. Darn the English! LOL! Some days I think I'm never going to make it and others I'm so gunny. I just keep thinking about how mr. warhol was rejected by MOMA. I'm not going to stop...

i was running my morning errands today and all of a sudden i felt something in my neither regions...i think i got a little randy while driving. i laughed.

playing with my camera

some of the images i took this morningsometimes i miss text people. a response from mr.ninny
the livingroom curtain
and the best plastic fish i know...

YIPPEEEEEEEE!

i just got home and waiting for me underneath the go away mat was my new camera! YIPPEE!

ZOMBIE DAY!

so i didn't get anything done yesterday. i rolled out of bed at 2pm. i didn't clean, paint or do laundry. i went to target but they were closed for the holiday... i was a lazy bum all day long and i loved it! fantastic drunken tea with sadie last night. we were so drunk... i ate a sandwich and a pair of silver dollar pancakes the whole day.i had to get up and pee like 3 times... awwww i love drunken life!

i just had my first new york call...awwww i wanna be drunk and throwing up and hung over right now. smoking ciggys with joel drinking coffee and eating pizza on the street. so much fun! my other lesbian bar is now the cock...hmmmmmm where am i suposed to go for pussy now...

drunken sheep

animal cracker session

WHOA!

oh my gosh not the ear...NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE EAR! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...

all of it here

thank you to jackass who sent me this...

my week in review...

friday the 7th: work, dinner, booze, 2am chalk drawing at trolly barn park, i received drunk texts and a drunk dial from the bathroom (someone had to much patron)

saturday the 8th: blood shot eyed i went to work, drew a little, and a fucking ghetto fabulous CARNE ASADA (i haven't felt that mexican in a long time), utc with the ladies (ruth jamaica and sara), the rest of the night is a blur

sunday the 9th: coconuts fitzgerald baby hercules and i made an attempt to go to balboa park....no go. a rally kept us at bey, had brunch at antique row cafe with martha the dog and the rest, everyone to the park...chased both the kid and the dog around (yeah fun), picked up die for her birthday, sushi bar kazumi, back to my place for orange short bread cookies with ubu,

monday the 10th: work...ugh.... uhhhh..... noticed my sunglasses wear missing... dinner with...with... well i can't remember but i had dinner out with a woman...

tuesday the 11th: work, picked up sadie, tea at twiggs...ummm random jibber jabber from a french guy claiming to be 1/2 female 1/2 male and how the world is circular (well duh! hello Columbus.), screwdriver at bourbon st., ewww american idol, and cheers more booze!!!!!!!!! i felt like a bar fly and i lost the bathroom, came home where my wonderful ubu surprised me with my nano

wedsnday the 12th: work...did i do anything wedsday??????? i know i came home late but what did i do???????

thursday the 13th: work, bought 2 new pairs sunglasses, julie came over...cheese and pepperoni for everyone...we were baked!....

friday the 14th: work, mr ninny fed me cake, i took the boys to the airport, listened to frank sinatra all night long...

saturday the 15th: work, i bought a bagel at the bagel and tomorrow i'll poop the bagel (LOL), traded in the nano for a bigger nano at the apple store. hee hee i saw chrissy and ivan working. they are so cute...little apple heads, plugged the nano in (i need someone's secret password to install the darn thing), dinner at lotus thai, came a cross a record store i've never seen before THIRSTY MOON RECORDS, the counter boys name was ken i think...anyway i bought bowie velvet underground and a kraftwerk record, i have such a headache, i was going to clean the disaster i call a bedroom but i'm going to bed.

sunday the 16th: hopefully a day of rest...and getting off on doing laundry. GAWD I LOVE DOING LAUNDRY. the smell mmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm... night night

so i've named my nano...what name did i give it you ask?... AHEM..AHEM... sorry i had to clear my throat...introducing...drum roll please! ANDREW WARHOLAPOD.

the sundays

so i'm awake...and i love the sundays...listening to static &silence. gosh i haven't played this album in years. i have the biggest smile on my face, i'm dancing on my bed, and signing at the top of my lungs...

Blöde Fotze

ha ha cunt

i just had to pick today to wear opened toed heels. OY VEY!!!!! HURUMP

TEASE!

i just got the worst tease. i opened my email and i see shipment notification. i was excited to see my new camera on route to my home, until i saw the scheduled delivery date...18-APRIL-2006. UGH! THAT'S SO FAR AWAY... I WANTED IT TO GET HERE BEFORE UBU LEFT FOR NEW YORK... WHAT A TEASE!

MY BFF

so you might be askin why i have a nano posted. well, the best friend a lesbian could ever have bought me one. just because he thought it was about time i had one.
i'm at a loss of words. ubu your the best. my vocabulary isn't large enough to capture how i feel about you. 10 years babe, 10 years of our friendship. i heart you so much. your the best. you make this heartless robot have feelings. i adore you. thank so so much.

everyday i get older. i find something new about myself.

birthday blue

happy birthday die

prange shortbread cookies

my dreams are the mirrors to what i'm thinking... 

Look mommy I'm not a whore!

my mother and i have decided that i'm not going to have any relations until they are approved by my her. being celibate isn't as hard as i thought it was going to be. i haven't even jerked off. i'm very proud of myself... and i don't know why. my objective with this project was to create healthy non sexual relationships with other women. i have a tendency so sleep with my friends. old bonds have fired up and new ones are being created. it seems like everyday is a new adventure and i'm jumping hurdles as they come.

bumpersticker and i had a chance to catch up last weekend. she asked me how the my celibacy was going...my answer:
people have sex for two reasons. 1. for procreation and 2. for recreation. i can't procreate because that's rather difficult when your a lesbian. so it's for recreation. i've been to busy for recreation... plus being a pussy tease is soooooo much fun!

GO ALEX GO!

i wasn't sure what to expect last night at the show. when media lab went on i thought " neat, not bad, wow all the ladies love alex, HOLY SHIT WHAT'S THAT SHIT RUNNING DOWN ALEX'S FACE? OMG! IT'S BLOOOOOOOOD.....OH MY! she's still going. EWWWW THAT'S GROSS! she still going. HOLY SHIT SHE'S GONNA PASS OUT. SHE'S ON THE FLOOR. OOOOOOOOO GET UP GIRL GET UP GIRL.......AHHHHHHH GO ALEX GO! why's she hitting her head like that?". even with blood oozing from her eye she still played that guitar... NOW THAT'S A REBEL GIRL!" sorry i didn't take the camera last night. stupid stupid me. ho hum.

pabst on the street

best memory from this weekend
jackie walking down el cajon blvd drinking pabst blue ribbon at like 3 in the morning, because she wanted a menthol ciggy that bad. i remeber the thump when she tossed that can in the garbage and the belch she let out. FUCKING HOT JACKIE FUCKING HOT!

the egos ego

drella as the crotchless tortilla

crotchless mask