cal state san marcos and knott's berry farm

i had so much fun...to bad i was burnt nice and crispy...awww aloe soothes the skin...
yes, she got me on a water ride...and i loved every second of it.
poor thing was out of it by the end of the day...

yea...SILLY FACE!


we couldn't find the girls restroom so i just walked into the mens room at cal sate san marcos.
the first ride we took. montazumzs revange

oh no she got me...
shoooooooes!
look it's an out house
manny you weren't kidding about the stairs at san marcos, oooof!

grrr rufff
the kids we chaperoned

" look a fire truck lets sit on it and get thrown out by a the vender girl

knott's berry farm potty
sara and i on the bus up to cal state san marcos
oooo it's a contest
i know i'm soooo bad!
the dummy won
this thing is creepy

long beach pride

i know it was last week but i just sat down at the computer...
i call it the shame of pride
the horrid pattern on the train chair
me and mr.ninny
the taxi ride over to the train after pride
the best float ever...LUBE!
the sheep in the country section
the gay linedance... i thought they only did that in the movies
me after the first night of drinking...
danger space kitty and me
frank and mr.ninny
frank and i
dude...it's a disco car...

so many pictures...

this one is one of my favorites from yesterdays adventure...it's over exposed and i love it... i'll post the rest later along with my blurbs until then i had fun and you can call me lobster girl :)

so how many death threat did you get this morning?

that's what my boss asked me this morning when i answered the phone. i actually hadn't been able to check the voicemail at that point. it kept telling me i had the wrong number. she asks me if i had seen the news last night. i said no i didn't want to know if they showed my face...she tells me they didn't and they didn't use my voice but when they showed the exterior of my office the showed my a-frame sign which has our phone number on it. so i should be expecting some calls. she asked me to be polite to the asses that are going to be calling and just hang up. i'm also going to be logging there phone numbers and what times they call. THANK GOODNESS FOR CALLER ID...so a few minutes after i hang up with my boss i call the voicemail...i had 3 messages. first one was someone returning a call. second one was someone telling me that they were going to be late. the last one...well it wasn't what i was expecting; it was an obscene phone call. i laughed then i listened to it "oooooo you sound sooooo sexy. i got haaaard just from listening to your voice... i'm playin with my balls....oooo awwww god oooo. mutter mutter....." this went on for about 4 mins....sorry kids he came up as an unknown caller...

any body watch the news?

so i just had a fucking reporter from FOX 6 come into my office. asking me a bunch of payday loans questions. i was a bit confused. when he walked in i was in the middle of an NSF call. he said something about the high APR rates and how the commanding officers don't like there men using our service...well duh! i told him i didn't want to be on camera and repeated myself a few times. they steped outside and started to film the outside of my office. ewwww!

it's hot

i've been sitting on my ass all day. way was my butt crack sweaty????????

ahhhhh pencil pusher!

i had a great weekend. i'll tell you about it later. but right now i'm a FUCKING pencil pusher!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH! i'm preparing a bunch of dead beats for collections. not only will they be hunted down by me but now i'm sending the rabid dogs after them... i want to laugh but these are "my problem children"... so FUCK THEM! oooo oooo and i'm actually getting 2 days off this week. Unfortunately i'll be up at 6am chaperon bunch of kids on a knotts berry farm field trip.

WHAT'S IN YOUR HAT BOX MISS.JONES

i posted these earlier in the week but photoblogger was being a pain in the ass again. i still have a few more chapter's to go...

chapter three
chapter four

i eat out to much

think i go out to eat more than the average person. sushi bar kazumi saturday with ubu, die die and shannon. tonight (monday) it was ponces with sadie. her burrito was huge...


shannon and i awwww shannon your so sweet. who knew you knew my ubu... sorry doll we're gonna have to share


die die and i we love dead fish


the bar at ponces...damn i forgot to take a pic of the toilet=(

the candle at ponces

WHAT'S WITH THE BAD CHECKS??????

WHAT THE FUCK!!PEOPLE!!!i'm so stressed...i had $2318.24 in bad checks come back to my office yesterday. that's 9 people. 3 account closed, 5 not sufficient funds, and 1 stop payment. ARG!!!! i looks like i'm not getting a bonus this month.... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i have a long next 2 weeks a head of me.

monjas y cigaros

i have sand in my shoes...

why hello jamica
AH HEM....LOL!
ooooo look pudding!
dong fight...was censored=( so here is a picture of the potty at MJ's
tacos a la sara
dude!!!!!! what the hell is going on?????? i'm scared...
this is miss.jamacia she's being fed a chip by miss.sara
they initiated me, i think?
after all that i was home at 5am. tried and ready for bed...i pulled into my parking spot i looked over and i saw this...ummm what is a pinata doing out here at 5am????????? oh i don't care anymore...shit i have to be at work in 4hours...and i have sand everywhere...

i chipped my tooth

after i use the bathroom i wash my hands and check my teeth for bit's of food and stuff in front of the mirror. i did the something a few minutes ago...to my horror i have chipped my front tooth. how? i don't know?????

Listening to Nancy Sinatra BANG BANG all day long...

I want to see her. I can smell her scent in the air. i can hear her laughter in my head. i can hear that fucking dog barking. i want so badly to call her. i keep telling myself i know better. It'll just lead to trouble. Then i stop and think in the opposite direction... One drink couldn't hurt. One game of pool won't lead to anything. Then the otherside starts yelling "YOU'LL END UP BUCK NAKED IN DEL MAR! WITH SAND IN YOUR CROTCH...ASKING YOURSELF HOW YOU GOT THERE!!!!!!" just let me sit in my office with the lights off. Watching the pigeons pick at the baby puke off the asphalt... *sigh* I'm in some kinda of mood right now. It's very...FUCK YOU I'M AN ASS WITH AN ATTITUDE. i think I'll take my sketch book and have a drink at the eagle tonight. A screwdriver, sketch book, ciggys, and a pencil... is all i need. PLEASE don't let me end up calling her.... I wonder if I can make a reservation for one?????

what's in your hat box miss jones?

chapter one
chapter two

i started these a couple of nights ago. most women i know keep there toys in a drawer or some type of box. i keep mine in a red and black hat box on the floor of my bedroom. i was shuffling stuff around and boy is that box dusty right now. i opened it up and the first thing looking at me was those darn handcuffs... i need to go shopping for new stuff. before i do i'm going to paint the rest of the contents in that hat box.... sorry the pics a little blurry.

NOTERY THIS!

i just got word...i'll be taking my notery calss saturday the 20th day of may 2006. hee hee and works paying for it WOOOOOHOOOOO! holy crud! that means i can't go up and see my boys that weekend.

panic on the glass

sometimes when i can't sleep i draw on my mirror.

stag dream in violet

i went to bed at about 4:30am... i kept dreaming in shades of purple. apparently i was hosting a stag party in my dream.
stag dream in violet 16in x 20in by moi

is this what we have to look foward too?

i hung out with jackie and sean last night...sean crashed on the couch. jackie and i stayed up talking about how old we felt. i was bitching about my indigestion or heart burn from the previous evenings activities. she was talking about how she fell asleep at 9:30 a few days before that. why our bodies give out so quickly. like boobs. they have such a short shelf life...

i love bathroom stuff
paint on my legs
i went to my moms tonight. she had an obscured amount of bread on the kitchen table
my brother the poodle
ok i was tried when i took this. check it out my spirit is floating away
drella the muffin eater
me with my hair down and relaxed
happy poodle
ok i look a little nuts here. it's 6am and i kept seeing blue spots evry now and then. i was catching the paint under my eye. i had a huge spot of pink on my forehead.
mz.drella bored at work
again i have an obsession with bathrooms...

heesuse kristo!

so i found this on my yahoo this morning. i couldn't help but think of my poor ubu and his incedent on the 1st.
Demonstrator Lubian Piedras holds up a sign while wearing a sombrero at a planned protest in San Diego, California May 1, 2006. In what organizers called 'A Day Without Immigrants,' rallies across the country closed hundreds of restaurants, shops and factories. Construction projects were disrupted, day labor jobs went begging, children stayed home from school and waves of humanity poured through city streets. REUTERS/Fred Greaves

i can't help myself

i have a toilet obsession....

homo holocaust

24in x 48in
by me

pam purrrrrrrred!

i've been feeling like crap the last few days...it's probably aunt flo's visit that's dragging me down. well, i was looking at laser hair removal online when this guy came into my office. he was peddling spa packages. one of the treatments was laser hair removal. i thought to my self why not i get to try a bunch of other crap i've never done before. while he babbled on about how they could take care of the unnotciable lines around my eyes and the acne on my oh so clear skin...blah blah blah... i was like do you take cash? yea... i just bought a spa treatment...hmmmm what did i just do???? ewwwwww strange people are going to touch me... i hope i don't bite them or have a panic attack while i get the upper body massage. i wonder if they do happy endings there? ooo ooo i'll take pictures of how uncomfortable i get. HA! holy shit i just saw a lady with one leg hop across the front of my office on her way to starbucks....NICE!

Mirrors, reflections, piant, and you

i think we fuel each other on some crazy i don't want you but i like to fuck you level. i think we walked that very frail line of love and hate. the time we spent together was spent in the bedroom... i expect nothing more from her. if i were to see her anytime soon i know it would just be trouble... but i can't help feel drawn to her in some strange way. i recently had a dream where i had shards glass inside my left nostril. i would pull each shard from my nose one by one. then i took a tissue to blow out the rest. it was car glass i was pulling out... it’s funny how your subconscious works on you.

so, because i've decided that nothing in my life is personal anymore... here is the email.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: georgia peach
Date: Apr 30, 2006 7:53 PM

Nice painting but why am i green uh,i hate the color green,and why did u insult the love of my life,the one person i care about more than anything who i might also say liked you alot,my twinkey.She is not crazy thank you,that hurt me,of course accusing me of sum awful shit hurts too,but i can forgive you for that,but not for insulting my baby,anyway im cool,yeah yeah you visited me in my dream too, couple weeks ago, we were in a bed there was 4girls i was in the middle,but i turned to hold you and we were kissing and you were crying saying you love me I KNOW ITS A DREAM,and then i pulled sumthing out,put it in ya wet pussy,kicked the other girls out and started fuckin you hard, then harder,with your legs up,you were moaning, and moaning,and i was bangin that shit so fuckin hard,i was mad wet i came just hearing ya,then i woke up or my dreamed changed i cant remember but yeah, whatever,uh? You know im up for tea so you can vent,but first you apologize for the accusations cause i hate getting accused of shit i would never do to sum i like asshole,you should know that at least, later



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: CELIBATE WHORE
Date: Apr 15, 2006 11:08 AM

Someone once told me that your dreams are reflections of unfinished business and your internal thoughts. Twice this week youve visited me in my dreams. You asked me once to paint how I felt about you or paint a picture of Twinkey

Here is the portrait I did of you and Twinkey

http://drellajones.com/uploaded_images/pumpkin%20and%20twinkey-717371.JPG


I also wanted to thank you for being my inspiration and muse. Without having met you, I would have never created some of my most praised pieces. The passion, anger, frustration, joy, disappointment, glee, and much much more that you made me feel fueled me. Thank you. I hope one day we can meet for a cup of tea so I can thank you properly. Hope your well and I hope your still writing that book of yours

I WOKE UP AND THE FIRST THING OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS DYKE DRAMA????

my heart just jumped up my throat, my jaw droped, and i'm in shock... i was checking my email...i have a my space message from pumpkin... i wanna look but then again i don't