psychobabble: November 2006

the family- birth of a blunny

i have a little family in my room. soon they will be torn apart... the blunny will go to it's new home far away form it's parents...

mail

guess who's got ticket to see bob barker... i've always wanted to be on the price is right. i loved watching the contestants get a second chance at the wheel and wining big in the show case showdown.

bubbles

Adding and no subtracting

I added up the cost of all my copays and doctors bills... Way to much for them to tell me "you're fine right now we'll see you in six months." and then a week later have a major fucking headache that lasts 7 hours (11/9/06 best described at a bunch of children pounding the inside of my head) and vertigo (11/13/06) that lasts 3 hours...

Vertigo

I think I was having a really bad vertigo yesterday. I sat in my office trying to do my work. I found it difficult due to the spinning. At one point I walked over to the rest room fighting the need to vomit. Walking was a very difficult task. I was using the wall to keep my balance. When I was writing up a commitment letter for a customer I found my self tipping over until I placed my right hand on the filing cabinet and latched on to it for dear life. I remember thinking "holy shit...What the hell is wrong with my head NOT NOW!". I was hoping I was getting sick with the flu but to my dismay this morning I woke up fine. The vertigo ended about 3:30pm yesterday. I mentioned it to my boss after it started to get better. In retrospect I should have told her what was going on so she could have documented any abnormalities that I wasn't or couldn't see...

running on slow motion

so it feels like i'm running slower then everyone else. i feel slow. my reaction time is slow... and it's still spinning.

stop spinning!

i'm flipping dizzy right now. i'm in the middle of a state audit and my boss is sitting right next to me. i was filing a check and the room just started spinning. all i was thinking was "HOLY SHIT I NEED TO GET BACK TO MY DESK! WHO DO I HAVE ON MY EMERGENCY CONTACT LIST?"

poe low

yet another shitty animal

dr.zubyk

this is what i see after i see dr.zubyk. he always makes me go blind. no worries i take contact solution from his office. for sixty buck a visit i should be able to take that damned light off his head and take it home for a night to play doctor with.

CALACAS

this our third year drawing calacas in old town. the first year we made $20 off some drunk guy. rafa and i were out in the cold til dawn. the second year we took a little troop with us. someone left ciggys by our feet while we drew away. this year rafa, honeybucket, roger and i tore up our hands for dia de los muertos. i almost got hit by a car backing up, but pancho a valet guy saved the day by placeing a big orange cone for me in the street.

CALACAS CONTINUED

for a math girl honeybucket can draw...

i've always wanted to dance on a grave

look at my big'ol butt...

this year i was very dismayed. some hooligan plundered some of the grave site markers. so we had to hunt for the marker spots. there were three i couldn't locate on the other side of the street.

fun at work

my safe at work hasn't been doing it's job recently. so in order to get a replacement the safe company asked me to send the battery pack and the handle via mail to them. destroying a safe is fun. i would make a horrible safe cracker.

snail for cat

i met jessica for coffee last night. when i came home i found a pair of snails hanging out by the gate. they just reminded me of when i let my brother brand a snail on my left thigh when i was a teenager. it's faded and gone with time. i looked at where it was and realized that i've replaced it with a cat...

my crotch stinks

i began to menstruate today. bloody bugger! i was late so late that i didn't bother bring the essentials with me or in my car. damn it why didn't wear underwear! now i smell like mensi. i dislike that smell. it smells warm and gooey to me.