pink paper robe

i had my annual vag check today. i tore my paper shirt as my gyno came in. she said she was sorry i said it's ok i have no shame and took what was left off. she laughed
my urine sample
my gyno was ready to go before i got there
me and my pink paper sheet
the stirrups

i just woke up

and i feel like crap, my tummy hurts, i have cough. oh and i lost a spike when i was sleeping.

balboa park

caterpillars ROCK!

run ins

today;
mom
victor
eric
jose
coconuts
joe
ubu
ed
anna
donna
tim
daniel
jaime
christa
pablo
alex
::home to take a leak::
mom
victor
eric
diego

:)

dear christmas spirit,

i went ubu's parents. they make me happy... i only wish to have a beautiful family like that when i grow up.

thank you
miss. drella jones

...

dear holiday spirit,

OH FUCK OFF!

your friend
miss.drella jones

Miss Jones is sad

My boss just stepped into say hi and that they are closing my store. I'm losing my job but I will be floating around from store to store until we acquire two other stores. ::pout:: I like my office I don't wanna go!

so true.

i just wanted to spell chanukah

I was up till 5am sunday morning I woke up again at 9am. I was up all day long by the end of the day I wanted my bed and a night cap. To make a long story short I got to open my chanukah gift. although it wasn't a surprise I was there when my bucket bought it for me. I did love the way it was presented to me. I wrapped myself in a blanket with my head on her lap while she read me the story. That was a little bit of niceness that made my day.

bouncy bouncy

i could see myself 1/2 naked sitting atop this thing, with a ciggy in my mouth and swinging a my shirt above my head yelling "OOOOO WEEEEE GET'EM DUCKY!"

blunny vs. e 4 0

i haven't played with photoshop for a very long time. i mean adding subtracting moving things that type of playing with photoshop. last week honeybucket and a friend of hers were comparing girlfriend. they ended up in a draw. that night she asked me to have blunny hurt there hippo and that is what i came up with. it's three different pictures spliced together. lets just say my baby loved it her friend on the other hand was disgusted with what blunny did to the hippo. well, how was i supposed to know blunny mates like a praying mantis.

ROTTING TUMMY

my tummy is rumbling and my poop shoot isn't happy. i was up till 5am making bracelet for my honeybucket. i know it was the lobster ravioli that did this to me.

why why why?

after a nice night out drinking like a fish there is nothing like stuffing your face with mexican food. but not this night not only did we stop off for a mexican night cap but after dropping off the other girls i saw a 24 hour donut shop my baby made the mistake of stopping to make me happy. she said ok but you're getting out of the car to get them. i agreed. i went in for two one for her and one for me. i came out with a half dozen of them. when i got in the car honeybucket gave me the greatest look. it was the "oh my gawd i should have gone in with her" look. i just couldn't help myself i wanted all the pretty ones. lesson learned DON'T A DRUNKEN FAT GIRL WALK IN TO A DONUT SHOP ALONE AT 3AM.




THIS FRENCH CROWLER WAS NASTY! i eventually sucked off all the chocolate and threw it out the car window. ever seen a naked donut fly out a window on the freeway? no. well let me tell you FUN!

payaso

my doctor recommends me eating chocolate covered marshmallows with gummy face parts... yea it to help me meet my sugar quota for the month.

we where walking through the farmers market at the grove I saw these lamps from the corner of my eye and I just wanted to shrink down to a little thimble of a woman and play in between these shells

the star of india

inside the india
that mast of the surprise
i wish i had a boat...
pleasure boating? does this involve nudity?
SURPRISE!
SUBMARINE POTTY it made me happy.
umm... how do i get out of here
lesbians love big tools

download

one of the reasons i haven't been writing is because i hadn't downloaded the images off my camera. saturday i finally downloaded. there was 153 pics on it. from thanksgiving to bob barker.

DANIEL

I met a little person this week. Normally I would have been ecstatic taken a million pictures of my new friend. But I decided that he was in need of a lot of attention. He was one of those people who can talk and talk and talk and talk talk and talk and talk and talk talk and talk and talk and talk talk and talk and talk and talk talk and talk and talk and talk talk and talk and talk and talk talk and talk and talk and talk talk and talk and talk and talk types. yea I chose to say well good luck we'll see ya later.

Onion rings

Tonight's adventure included and screeching car plowing into the side walk disappearing and reappearing at 11:30 with me heaving to call the cops. Who ever they where, they were either drunk or blind and retarded. Nothing like the sound of a screeching car to get your attention.

bob barker

tuesday night my brother, shannon, honeybucket and i went to sit in front of the cold cbs studios to ensure our seats on the price is right. we arrived at about 3am and were up the whole night. i'm not sure i'll ever do the whole 12 and a 1/2 hour wait to see a taping again but i bet i would to see bob barker. my first impressions of the studio...
1. HOLY SHIT IT'S COLD IN HERE!
2. gosh the audience area looks sooooo much bigger on tv.
3. Damn bob's old
4. bob must get the women he has such a presence. i'm lucky i'm a lesbian otherwise i might fall under his spell.

Recluse

My brain feels like a dull knife. In need of a good sharpening.