Poverty

When one of your elderly customers comes in to your office asking to borrow $5-$10 so he can eat till the month ends... that's poverty. I don't keep cash on me so I had to say no. I did however let him charge his electric scooter and gave him the cup o noodles I had in the back office.

tummy

urrrrgh! these drugs are turning it upside down.

Caught

I like free samples from the doctors office, even if they aren't offered. Yesterday at the endo I was placed in one of the examining rooms and the nurse said the doctor will be in a minute. Usually a minute in doctor time means 10 mins, which gives me enough time to rummage through the cabinet's, take some of those long qu-tips and tongue depressors... I got caught yesterday by Dr.Daily in mid drawer pull. He didn't say anything he just gave an easy look. I tried to cover it by opening my mouth first. I had my MRI disk out on the counter top where I had my sticky fingers in. I promptly turned around grabbed the disk and blurted out "here I have an MRI disk".... Lesson not learned I'm sure I'll get caught with my hand in the cookie jar again but not in Dr Daily's office.

My morning prick

This would normally be me rambling about my detachable penis, no such luck today. I took my drugs last night for my test this morning...I was up at 7am and held my urine till 9am... I was under the impression yesterday that I had an appointment for a urine test this morning and the next 5 days. I was wrong. Some how during check out the receptionist gave me the wrong information. I thought I was going to be peeing in a cup this morning, instead I had no appointment and after 45 mins of waiting for a spot they could squeeze me in, I was in a chair with more needles draining my blood. While sitting there staring at the wall of testubes I thought "How the hell are they going to do this to me for the next week...I'm going to have junkie arms before they're through with me. UGH!". Turns out they are going to use a sample from my last drain, today's drain and a drain from my next session with the neurologist. No junkie arms for me.

I talked with Melissa my "vampire" for the morning. It was her 28th birthday last night and in her words "WE HAD A BIG O'L BONFIRE! AN I STILL SMELL THE SMOKE IN MY HAIR" instant reaction smile inner thought= EWWWWWWWWW YOU DIDN'T SHOWER! I almost wet my pants.

i love satans laundromat

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dr.daily vs. bob barker

I have a very exciting half day. I went to the endocrinologist... He can lick my balls. They where completely unprepared for my visit. They couldn't locate my charts and he couldn't use my MRI disk. He didn't have the software for it. The nurse took my blood pressure, weighed me and measured my height...Then my endo prescribed some drug to make my pituitary stop functions for tonight so I can go back tomorrow and pee in a cup. He also had me set up and appointment to see a neurologist so I have a 4th OPINION. After waiting 30mins for my drugs I was on my way to honeybuckets' to watch the prices is right. It was the show we went to... In every shot we where in we where either talking to eachother or looking like deer caught in head lights at the camera... we are such dorks. Shannon and my brother on the other hand looked magnificent.

pear cider

last nights drinkers

uh ooooh myyyyyyy heaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

I always say this but why oh why did you let me drink all that pear cider... Never again NEVER AGAIN! NOT on a work night. Next time I bring a monkey that urinates vodka with me.

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Something I learned

African butterflies get drunk off of fermented figs. figs are the most eaten fruit by animals in Africa due to there sporadic fruiting. Male fig wasps die within a matter of hours of females hatching. The males are not equipped to fly. There job is to free the female fig wasps from the fig.

sunday at work

i don't work sundays. i have my google page personalized. i have two tabs one has news and calendar and the other has games and the buddist thought of the day. sometimes i forget it's there. like yesterday i didn't uses google at all. i had to look something up for work i had it set to my game page. i opened thought for sunday 1-21-07 and this is what i read;

One side will make you larger; the other side will make you smaller. - Lewis Carrol


i'm reading alice's adventures through the looking glass right now...

boogers in my car

Sometimes you really don't want to end a relationship but you know you have to and it's ok

tax man is a commin'

last year i decided i need more of my own money, with that i claimed 2 on my w2 for the whole of last year. i was actually hoping i wouldn't have to pay them any thing. i did my taxes as usual and i'm actually getting money back... a whole $33 from the us government and $25 from california. now count in the $40 for the tax preparer i get a whole $18 back!!!!!! fuck yea i can eat for a week on that!

tequila, vodka, Jäger, beer, toped off with tea and a buddha belly...

i did something that i haven't done in a while. nothing miraculous... i just went out with my friend drank a little, spoke, and listened. i'd forgotten how much i listen and how cigarettes and tea help keep your hands warm in the cold. saint buddha belly jones made an appearance last night...she bought her bartenders a cup of hot tea as promised. just to see them smile. i like it when people smile at the smallest things.

I miss

furry armpits...heels...makeup...conversations with virgine til dawn... and dirty photos

whale penis

i did what i normally do every morning got up and went to work. i arrived 5mins late as usual. did all of the morning thingamagiggers and the mailings at the post office. i was pressed for time and when i got back to my office i was right on schedule. then i notice a movement in the back of my office. it was doris, she gave me a perplexed look. then this came out of her mouth "uh what are you doing here?"...after we both looked at t he schedule i realized that today was my morning off... i am such a dork.

screw ups

so i drew arrows, that bright mass is the cyst they found.



they screwed up my date of birth i was born on the 5th of feb not the 8th. my favorite scan

Ken Nordine

i love his voice!

THE CONTENTS OF MY PURSE

i picked up my mri scans yesterday evening after work. i wanted to looked at them last night but i opted against it and sew a bag instead. so when i opened my purse a few minutes ago i had to take that disk and look at my brain again. again i must state "ONE SHOULD NOT KNOW WHAT THEIR BRAIN LOOKS LIKE!" once i figure out how to select images off the disc i'll post one.

I'M A MAN!

When I went to the gyno I had 3 veils of blood taken. One I assume was for the STD tests, one was for cholesterol and the last one was for the hormone level check. This was actually at the suggestion of my gyno. She noticed I had a lot of facial hair and before she left she asked me if I wanted to get my hormone levels check. I said hell yes. I’ve always thought that queer=hormones in some ways. Well I just received a call from my doctors’ office. Lori the attendant said that everything looked normal except for my testosterone levels. She said it was little high. She said that I had a 94. Yea that’s right a 94. I asked what was a normal level she said the range is 14-76. So now they are looking at my radiology report from Dr.Zubek and someone is going to send me to an endocrinologist... now I sit and wait for a call to set up the next battery of tests.

Little man with a big ass hammer

taking a whack at my head, just one big whack! That's what it feels like when I get a shock in my head these days. I don't know if it's a good sign or a bad one. It's probably not good.

Word association... Fire

I want a ciggy

lesbian safe sex

my first reaction to this picture

april 28th, 1979

i was thinking about how the start of the year is filled with birthdays. my moms' is jan 16th, mine is feb 5th, victors' is march 5th, diegos' is april 5th. it got me thinking... if we had all be born in the 6th of the month my father's family would have done some strange mexi-magic on us so we wouldn't grow horns. i figured my parents must have shack up at about the same time every month. i figured that my fathers' sperm attacked my moms' egg on april twenty eighth nineteen seventy nine to conceive me. This Due date calculator helped.

komink soons

Dexterous Fingers

CAMARON ALACRAN

sometimes i sing and the car song goes like this:
CAMARON CAMARON ALACRAN ALACRAN ALACRAN CAMARON ALACRAN ALACRAN ALACRAN CAMARON CAMARON CAMARON CAMARON CAMARON CAMARON CAMARON CAMARON CAMARON CAMARON CAMARON CAMARONCAMARON CAMARON CAMARON ALACRAN!

careless distraction

Tangerine pussy, half glass of milk, cheese cake, pre heated electric oven, mint Nat Shermans, a pack of half smoked fantasias, scattered bobbins, coffee stained coaster, dirty panties used as an patch, coffee flavored candies, the scent of fresh nail polish looming in the air, cut fabric, split bottle of cheap charcoal filer vodka, German voices accompanied by music playing softly, dryer sheets, dirty sheets, thread, medley of shoes placed be the door, laying in bed naked while smoking using a coke zero can as an ashtray, left foot big toe exposed to the brisk air, daydreaming when i should be sleeping, wondering who the stranger is beside me, lift up the cover to view the body next to me... nudity is nice.

blah!

new years weekend

i've been meaning to post these. i just haven't had time to sit down and click around.

after three attempts this was the best one. she looks psychotic

this the i wanted to be in a picture too shot.

we went to china town. joel was on a mission and parked near lots of loose trash.

dork!

tourist!

frank wasn't having that much fun. i just caught in in the right moment.

"shall we leave the girls and go to a sex party?"

no

yes

go boys go i gave her a rufie and it's about to kick in

my mom's such a dork. she was horsing around in my new sun glasses.

One minute three seconds

I was on CNN watching a Jeanne Mose segment called HUSSEIN HANGING TO LOOK OR NOT TO LOOK? Well it made me curious. I haven't really put much thought into it and I had no desire to view it. But that Jeanne Mose sure did make more appealing to me. So I got on to you tube and pulled it up. I decided I didn't want to watch someone get hanged. So one minute three seconds in I hit pause and closed the window.

urge

i just got this huge urge to listen to dolly parton...

Sex for sale

I've had this file box of porn sitting in the corner my bedroom. I'd been meaning to get rid of them for about three months. Finally at the end of December honeybucket and I went down to the pornstore and sold them each for a buck each. I made 15 whole dollars. We could have made more but the pronstore didn't want to buy any of the gay men pron. Otherwise I would have made a lot more. So for about 4 days I drove around with a box full of homo porn. Until the boys came down and asked me what was in the box. When I told them what it was they sounded like little kids fighting for a brand new bicycle.

Stealing office supplies

I started putting things in boxes in my office yesterday. I'm in limbo in regards to taking the unused brand new office supplies. Like: pencils, pens, crayons, permanet markers, microwave, mini fridge, toilet, ect.

Refresh

I've been busy the last week. I've been home about 20 hours in the last week, which was all sleep. I don't do "new years resolutions" but I feel stressed out due to the lack of calm in recent days. My right eye is twitching most of the time which is driving me crazy. I refuse to see or call my doctor. I'm at the point where I just don't care. This has been my train of thought "so, I have a cyst in my head, I get vertigo once in a while, I have electricity travel through my brain, I get headaches where the electricity starts and my eyes twitch uncontrollably... I don't care I'm alive and I have the use of my hands!" it's either deal with it or be pumped full of medication to assist in controlling whatever is going on. I don't want to go through testing different medication cocktails. This is my resolution; I just need to decompress for a few days, sit down on my bedroom floor with the sewing machine, a pair of scissors, and a ciggy, uninterrupted.