drank chocolate marshmallow martinis with coconut. she scared the hell out of me the next morning. at 7:50am she walks into my bedroom and said "good morning sunshine. i have a glass of cranberry juice for you." i opened my eyes to see her big ass grin and a glass of cranberry juice in my face. i was naked under the covers and thought i hope my boobs aint flashing her right now. cuz she's family.
i went to the swamp meet with honey bucket and had a really bad breakfast at 1pm. breakfast burritos and tostilocos. tostilocos are chips with chamoy, tapatillo, pickled pig skin, cucumber, jicama, chiness peanuts, and these tamarind chile covered turd looking things. my favorite parts are the chamoy tapatillo soaked jicama. i think the pickled pig skin is nasty. but someone else liked them so i let them be.
i got to see a double leg amputee stomping around the swamp meet.
if i had an attached penis i would always wear undies like these.
Thursday sorry no pics. coconuts, sadie and i had a couple of drinks at the eagle and where "attacked" my a drunk gnarls barkly look-a-like in a white outfit. really he just booty bumped sadie and made us glad we weren't that drunk before we walked over to siren.
i tagged along with ubu and his trapeze buddies last night. we went to the circus. it was a mexican circus and they had some stinky horses. we ended up at extraordinary desserts after the show, my desert although beautiful was dry.
synchronized cameras. he always uses his flash and i don't we ended taking a picture at the same time. his flash went off and mine didn't the result was this. i love it.
manuel called me right before we entered the circus. he let me know that i was missed and needed to head over to jackies house to hang out, catch up and drink.
yea... he just wanted me over there so he could pass out on my boobs.
and then mike showed us his belly button lint after THE HOUR OF POWER.
today i woke up at 1pm put on my green face mask and passed out again. when i woke up i wanted a rootbeer float. i called honeybucket and we ended up at denny's. the server was an ass and didn't put my food order in. he came out with my seasoned fries and honeybuckets food. i asked him what happened to my sandwich and he said what sandwich. i asked for it and after he went to go place my food order again i decided i didn't want any surprises in my food and made us leave, i paid for our beverages and headed out of denny's with out looking back.
