you know mommy loves you...

tonight i found out my sister had her baby. she had it a month and a half ago. it's name diego. i also told my mom about being sexually abused at the age of five. she was shaken and i don't feel any better. it's time to see a shrink...

things i learned

i have some of the greatest friends on this planet. and they are an eclectic bunch. conversations are magical. we are all each others lights in life. ahzah to the straight bars and the gay bars. bark bark!

6 more weeks in HELL!

i was joviel this morning. i knew that this was my last week in hell. i would be returning to my breezy island on tuesday morning. NO SUCH LUCK! maria has not been released by her doctor... which means i'm spending another "fun filled" six weeks in hell. my only forseeable day off will this monday spent at jury duty.

painted coffee

i've been "makin' shit". i've been really focused on it. so focused that i was cleaning my brushes in my coffee...
i still drank it. caffeine gooooooood!
mmmm mmmmm tainted coffee. that would explain the paint on my teeth.

easter

ninny's mom past away the week of easter. although i spent very very little time with her, ninny is Mrs.Guess. she raised that boy right.
jesus wore creepers...

she's reptilian in nature

self

Jealous

i want to be in LA with ubu and the boys... ho humm... why do people have to be asses and quit there job? PUnks!

I HAVE PAINT ON MY TEETH!

Yasumasa Morimura

or the little asian man that looks good as frida! who knew? I think they're called; An Inner Dialogue with Frida Kahlo

COOKIN'

spice has found it's self on canvas and filled the inside of my nose. it smells fantastic when i pick up a paint brush.

wet pillows

last night i dreamt i was stabbed, beaten and shot by a mob, left to die on the street i grew up on. i woke up sobbing.

i didn't know she was married...

almost panic, we drove into your neighborhood this evening...all i could think about was your husband, your other girlfriend and your triple life... frightening! and how did i get involved? how are you laura?

scratching like a crack head

one of my customers shook his hair at the counter not a big deal until Lauren saw bugs on the counter... now i'm paranoid. she said the bugs didn't look like lice but you never know. i feel itchy ALL OVER! Lauren clean the counter with a combination of ajax, windex and folex right after it happened. we should be coodie free.

RIPING THE HANDS OFF QUEERS EVERYWHERE

last night i was introduced to a friend of a friend... he had the limpest hand shake i have ever seen... he left no impression other then "PANSY ASS!" i can't even remember his name.

AZUCAR!

i had way to much fun with powder sugar last night, it's all over the kitchen. mmmmmmmm lemon bars...

bitch slap resulting from

FRUSTRATION! i want to slap these FUCKING MORONS! "lets just let things pile up these boxes the mail and paper work all pile up, UH HUCK!" ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG! all i ask is keep my office tidy and do the fucking paper work. it takes an hour out of every morning, then you have 7 more hours to do whatever. just get your shit done.

MASKED MEN

just as i thought things where getting back to normal and routine i get a call..."WE WHERE ROBBED!". i'm two minutes away and all alone in my office. i'm watching out for two men in masks driving a white honda accord... i can't wait for this month to be over. I'm grateful for the glass teller wall in this office.