psychobabble

yea i'm boring...

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

24 gauge wire

i asked a woman to marry me recently. she responded by saying she didn't have enough money to buy me a ring. i told here there was no need for money when i had paper clips and glue. the engagement ring i made for her;




Monday, November 26, 2007

i feel change somewhere... i haven't figured it out yet.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

gender

don't let the girly exterior fool you. i'm a dirty crass old man. i spit, burp and scratch my groin in public. then i go home, jerk off, sew and paint, all while removing my make up.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

sea creatures

"blop blop" that's what all sea creatures sound like. 
heff has nothing on my seabunny
seabunny



i love the insides more then the outsides of my creatures. i spend more time looking at the inside.


octospluge


is it a cat? is it an octopus? no, it's octopussy!

octopussy





lush!

sunday lunch at the turf club last weekend



i've been a drunk lately. i wanted very badly to throw myself on the bathroom floor and photograph myself in the pepto bismol  pink potty room but i was interrupted by the incoming women. 

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

que es eso?

i was toweling my self off this morning and noticed i have dandruff in my armpit hair. christ armpit dandruff! is there head and armpits or selson pits shampoo?

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

i think i'm broken

Saturday, November 03, 2007

dia de los murtos

today it's hit me... i'm moving away and won't be able to keep my annual ritual with rafa. this will be the last time i chalk skulls with him for a very long time. every year we bring some one new. we had two this year colin and david m. every one is always so intimidated by the chalk and it's the simplest thing to do.  i only wish i find the same caliber art fags...
rafa started off the night 
ubu and colin brought us fish burritos
ubu' s hand
hooligans have started pulling more marker from the site. i carefully searched the ground and only found three. 
me
rafas mushroom
i always do a flower
david brought another david. david m was shy but when i pulled out some rough doodles he and david a used them as guides. 
colins first and only skull it's fucking cute
i was almost done with this one before the cops pulled over and asked us not to get into the street. we had another four to go. 
david a's serena my favorite of the night
oh rafa  you sweet sweet dear...
ubu's grecian friend
gumby and poky where invited to
the boys alien 
davad a's butt and chalk hand

CRAP! I'M GOING TO MISS THIS!

Thursday, November 01, 2007

sunday evening with ubu on the couch

i've learned to keep a tidy mess

fact:

As of today ubu and i have 99 Days -- or -- 14 Weeks and 1 Day to enjoy California before the big move to New York. I'm an apprehensive ball of excitement... Time is moving quickly I'm not near ready yet.