empty the camera

i have pictures... i just need to find the box with the usb cords... as soon as it's located i'll post. 

brooklyn is tenderizing me

a couple of days ago our pod came. to make a long story short; in the early morning excitement Ubu forgot his coat upstairs and while i was on my way down the stairs with his coat i slipped and fell landing ass first...

day 1 between 6pm-7pm EST
day 3 (today) 5:30ish EST

in short brooklyn is tenderizing me slowly. first the fall down the stairs... then falling knee first into the stairs and yesterday slipping on some ice. i stayed indoor all day i didn't want to get hit by an automobile. 

30mins

we have no Internet access in our new home so i came to the library. i get 60 whole minutes with two broken sessions per day with my new card. i have 5 mins left. the jist. snow, cold and everything is withing walking distance of my new home. it rocks!

panty patrol

moving became very real to me in the last few hours. i flew in from san francisco this morning and an hour later our moving pod had arrived a few hours after that we stuffed the pod with our beds and couch. it doesn't look like we are going to fit much in it but we have a master mover coming to assist us in a little while. my back aches my feet are trembling with pain and i want to break down to cry myself to sleep... all three of my personalities are burnt out and screaming for help.  

Home...

popping maria's cherry

today was my last day at work. for the last two years maria (friend/co-worker) has always said she wanted a tattoo of tinkerbell. she asked me today if i would hold her hand through it. i agreed and we spent the last three hours at the office looking at tinkerbell images online.

the one she chose 
Dutch hadn't even shaved her yet, just look at that terror... as soon as dutch started she said "OH that's not bad." and crushed my hand in the process. 
i've always loved how dirty skin looks when tattoo ink is smeared around on it. 
drunken tinkerbell. i guess she'll have to explain to her boys one day why tink is a junky... while we where walking down the stairs out of the parlor she said "WOW! I FINALLY DID SOMETHING CRAZY! Thank you." i just laughed and gave her a hug. i put my friend before a threesome today and i enjoyed every minute. 

someone let me drive drunk...

his name is Ubu. after the bar and my eyes are wonky!

they got me to sing and i'm tone deaf... at least thats what the machine said. i got home at 5:30am.

post birthday affair

i don't actually like to do anything on my birthday. i sent out an invite telling people i would be moving, it was my birthday as well and that they should come down to goth night. some how it turned in to spanky spanky time...

lets narrate shall we? 

Jackie: excuse me miss. you have a nice butt may i spank it?

Young lady in the pasties: yea, sure.

Jackie: giggle giggle nice butt!

meanwhile i was trying to figure out how i scuffed my shoe...

the young lady in the pasties went back to shaking her tooshy.  

Sadie: i just want to feel your ass.

Young lady in the pasties: HA HA! 

Sadie: what to i get for a dollar?

Young lady in the pasties: slip your hand in here and find out.

Sadie: OOOOOOOOOOO!

Young lady in the pasties: Mochalicous!

then i woke up still wearing the remnants of my make up 

feeling haggard 

and all of my 28 years

OUCH!

a few hours after my lover left my nose started to feel raw. i thought maybe i had to pick my nose. s,o i began to insert my finger in my nostril and i wanted to scream... i have nose herpes and it's painful. 

I'm never eating pussy again!

WAR!

over the last month my door mat has been turned around every day. it happens sometime after we leave for work 9am and before we come home 6:30 pm. Ubu mentioned it last night and in jest i told him i was going to look through the peep hole all day until i caught the culprit. instead i decided to write a note on a postcard and place it under the mat. 

the mat

the front of the postcard is of the Berlin wall coming down. 

my note on the back. click image to enlarge if  you can't read it.  oh... i just like to remind you that Ubu is an atheist and he did really care for me adding the evil spirits part. I'm an agnostic.  the mat is rally out there to bring us cynics in the world a smile. 

americana in need of TLC

her spine is broken...

bark

cheeky little book absolutely darling. 

last days of pompeii

did you know this was made in to a movie? Well i didn't.

history of greece

with the move i'm finding it hard to let things go... like this little gem from 1882. Oh Gawwww how i love the smell of my books. i should have been a liberian. i'm putting my babies up for sale hopefully they with each find a new home with a book nut who appreciates them as much as i do.