peeper

I love my new apartment. I was washing my hands in the bathroom i looked out the window and there was a man jerking off in his bed across the window. I ran out and told Ninny and he got to see the free show as well. You have to wonder how many times you've jerked off in the safety of your home while someone was watching you? 

pearls staple gun

don't fuck with a girl and her pearls. she just maybe packing a staple gun in her bag.