PING PONG PUN? pin pon pung? ARgh argh ARRR...

Chouchou and I went to the mission for breakfast. We went to Boogaloo 

Where the busser /waitress was wearing a browed apron that made me  think of Ninny. 

I want some sexy hair like that. I wonder if I have to make an appointment or are walkins welcome at Hair Illusion?

I think I'm going to change my name to Dr. Jesus HHJJ

Chouchou makes me happy

Chouchou and I

yes, the grass is greener on this side.

zombie walk san francisco 10/26/2008

the walk consisted of about 15 zombies that all sucked. manny, ninny and i escaped as soon as we could. we waited until the other zombies where distracted by their own stupidity and fled down the civic center muni station, jumped on a train and got the hell out of there. the reactions of the other muni riders where great: shock, puzzled and gross poopoo faces speckled with nice job looks. 

manny

ninny

the narcissist me

my chest

we went for office supplies zombies

legs legs legs

oh what toilet paper cotton pads and a little fake blood can do for a girl. 

Folsom street fair

we started drinking at 10 am and i was pretty drunk by the time we left the house i polished off a bottle of vodka. the street fair was only two blocks away from my house. frank and joel came down to spend the weekend with us, which gave an excuse do drink like it was my birthday or pride weekend.

my new bloomers

the sweet shoes i found at the bottom of one of the brooklyn boxes. they did me in though... my drunk ass took a tumble 100 feet into the fair. after that i cut myself off and latched on to manny like i was a straight girl. manny on the other hand decided to continue to drink and drink and drink and drink

my night ended cleaning up manny's puke from the shitting room. he really did pass out in the hall. at least i wasn't the one to pop the shitters'' cherry...

age gap

I'm totally smitten with Chouchou.

trouble

I haven't been documenting my life and i miss it. So much has happened in the last 10 months... it's unbelievable. One of the big factors in the "undocumentation" was my missing usb cord to my camera. I haven't been carrying it around. I just now found it and I'm downloading away. SWEET SWEET TROUBLE HAS RETURNED!

they should rename flaxseed to poop seed..

or maybe it was the mango sausage.

chill between my legs

the air is getting brisk and i want to make music, while wearing my big white and black voluminous skirt no underwear and a grin. 

giddy

just as quickly as she disappeared, she magically reappears. sandra gives me happy knots in my tummy. i regurgitated joy when i saw her. 

peeper

I love my new apartment. I was washing my hands in the bathroom i looked out the window and there was a man jerking off in his bed across the window. I ran out and told Ninny and he got to see the free show as well. You have to wonder how many times you've jerked off in the safety of your home while someone was watching you? 

pearls staple gun

don't fuck with a girl and her pearls. she just maybe packing a staple gun in her bag.